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26-04-2013, 10:29 AM
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(26-04-2013 10:15 AM)Rahn127 Wrote:  When you choke a smurf, what color does its face turn ?

And now I wanna choke a smurf, dammit!

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29-04-2013, 12:03 PM
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Speaking of smurf choking...

(24-04-2013 12:53 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  I also have two penises.

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29-04-2013, 05:47 PM
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Egor says:

Quote:Yes. I want to save my behind, but I want to save my behind because I believe God exists. I don't believe God exists in order to save my behind.

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30-04-2013, 06:33 PM
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(30-04-2013 12:02 PM)Egor Wrote:  I feel a different wind blowing me
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01-05-2013, 10:11 PM
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(01-05-2013 09:19 AM)Prometheus762 Wrote:  I just want to milk it of all its goodness

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01-05-2013, 10:14 PM
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(01-05-2013 09:56 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(01-05-2013 09:19 AM)Prometheus762 Wrote:  Sometimes it scares me ...I just want to milk it of all its goodness and opportunity, and I just can't do it fast enough. It only seems to get better, and harder, and more rewarding. I could go on like this until the day I die.

Suck it brother, suck it dry, milk it for all it's got. Thumbsup

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02-05-2013, 11:08 AM
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(02-05-2013 10:56 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  Egor,

I come in ... you.

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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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02-05-2013, 11:13 AM
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(02-05-2013 11:08 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(02-05-2013 10:56 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  Egor,

I come in ... you.

FC

Dodgy Censored, I should have bet money on you, Erxy or Cardinal Smurf.

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02-05-2013, 11:24 AM
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(02-05-2013 11:13 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(02-05-2013 11:08 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  

Dodgy Censored, I should have bet money on you, Erxy or Cardinal Smurf.

Well you did put a challenge in the post. Even you knew it had to be done.

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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02-05-2013, 11:28 AM
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(02-05-2013 11:24 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(02-05-2013 11:13 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  Dodgy Censored, I should have bet money on you, Erxy or Cardinal Smurf.

Well you did put a challenge in the post. Even you knew it had to be done.

Yes...I know Weeping

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