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10-12-2014, 11:15 AM
RE: The Quotes Taken Out of Context Thread
(10-12-2014 11:13 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(10-12-2014 10:04 AM)tear151 Wrote:  I was advocating eating babies

Gasp

You are surprised as if we already don't do that hereDrinking Beverage

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10-12-2014, 11:17 AM
RE: The Quotes Taken Out of Context Thread
(10-12-2014 11:15 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(10-12-2014 11:13 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Gasp

You are surprised as if we already don't do that hereDrinking Beverage

did someone mention dessert?
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10-12-2014, 11:24 AM
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(10-12-2014 11:15 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(10-12-2014 11:13 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Gasp

You are surprised as if we already don't do that hereDrinking Beverage

I'm just flabbergasted at the past tense of his admission. Such a delicacy shouldn't be abandoned.

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10-12-2014, 12:33 PM
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... There is something funky going on with this thread...

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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11-12-2014, 04:53 PM
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(10-12-2014 12:33 PM)morondog Wrote:  ... There is something funky going on with this thread...

There's probably a cream for that.

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11-12-2014, 11:18 PM
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(11-12-2014 04:53 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(10-12-2014 12:33 PM)morondog Wrote:  ... There is something funky going on with this thread...

There's probably a cream for that.

Can I make it at home?

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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12-12-2014, 12:01 AM
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No, but I can sell you a bottle for $79.99 if you like. You gotta pay for shipping though.

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12-12-2014, 01:06 PM
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(12-12-2014 10:39 AM)The Q Continuum Wrote:  I'm prepared to give up my neighbor's life to show love for God.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to post quotes that look ridiculous only because they were taken out of context. These ones tell it like it is. My bad! Angel

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14-12-2014, 10:26 PM
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Thread stickied, because I can and I made it.

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24-12-2014, 10:56 AM (This post was last modified: 24-12-2014 05:16 PM by ghostexorcist.)
RE: The Quotes Taken Out of Context Thread
I'm not sure if I've posted this before. Anyway, the following comes from an English translation of a famous Chinese Classic entitled Journey to the West (1592). The main character is an immortal monkey with magical powers...

Quote:[Sun Wukong] held the treasure in his hands and called out, “Smaller, smaller, smaller!” and at once it shrank to the size of a tiny embroidery needle...Awestruck, the monkeys cried, “Great King! Take it out and play with it some more.” The Monkey King took it out...and placed it on his palm. “Bigger, bigger, bigger!” he shouted, and again it grew to the thickness of a barrel and more than twenty feet long. He became so delighted playing with it that he jumped onto the bridge and walked out of the cave.
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