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03-09-2015, 11:54 AM
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(27-08-2015 07:05 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Hi, my name's Bethesda.

(25-08-2015 09:27 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  I'm Bethesda's whore.

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As long as you don't make me wear the Gwynnie mask again. I can't breathe in that damn thing.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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04-09-2015, 01:08 PM
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(04-09-2015 09:33 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I don't eat a chick on Sundays...

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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05-09-2015, 01:34 AM
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(04-09-2015 06:31 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Is a 'chuckle' what you really want from a Blowjob?

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06-09-2015, 01:15 AM
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(05-09-2015 06:28 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I've had workmen here all day working on my house. I didn't get to do anything fun today yet Sadcryface2 I also didn't work out yet

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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06-09-2015, 07:29 AM
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(06-09-2015 07:14 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I love a clusterfuck

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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06-09-2015, 08:14 AM
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Shit, beaten too it.
And my CP didn't tell me...

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08-09-2015, 03:13 PM
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(08-09-2015 12:02 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Here's my little peach worm

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09-09-2015, 09:47 AM
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(08-09-2015 08:27 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And so someone is trying to suck me

Man I have that problem all the time

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09-09-2015, 09:48 AM
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(09-09-2015 09:47 AM)Imathinker Wrote:  
(08-09-2015 08:27 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And so someone is trying to suck me

Man I have that problem all the time

So just turn it off or pull the plug out of the wall.
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09-09-2015, 02:05 PM
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(09-09-2015 01:31 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  I never saw her face and she was afraid to use her real name, so this is all I have
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