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02-06-2017, 03:33 PM
RE: The Quotes Taken Out of Context Thread
(02-06-2017 10:47 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I'm inviting Satan

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06-06-2017, 09:24 PM
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(06-06-2017 09:20 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Now, I get to stroke it a few times a day with lotion...and do range of motion movements.
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06-06-2017, 10:08 PM
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(06-06-2017 09:24 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(06-06-2017 09:20 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Now, I get to stroke it a few times a day with lotion...and do range of motion movements.

Laugh out load I said this on purpose! I know you guys!
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07-06-2017, 07:04 AM
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(06-06-2017 10:08 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(06-06-2017 09:24 PM)jennybee Wrote:  

Laugh out load I said this on purpose! I know you guys!

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06-08-2017, 07:57 AM
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(05-08-2017 08:57 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Vaseline and a lot of massaging.

Sorry, am mentally preparing for my next book, apparently Confused

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06-08-2017, 02:20 PM
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(06-08-2017 07:57 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(05-08-2017 08:57 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Vaseline and a lot of massaging.

Sorry, am mentally preparing for my next book, apparently Confused

This?

De Luca was unable to attend the ceremony and unavailable for comment. The judges said in a statement: ‘This adds a further accolade to De Luca’s already distinguished list of achievements. The winning entry is a reminder that, even in the wake of Brexit, Bad Sex knows no borders.’

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06-08-2017, 02:22 PM
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(06-08-2017 06:44 AM)Loom Wrote:  
(05-08-2017 08:57 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Vaseline and a lot of massaging.

S'what I get for checking if it was dry.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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07-08-2017, 07:27 PM
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(07-08-2017 06:51 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  Yup. I agree. If I'm gonna have 6"

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28-09-2017, 08:58 PM
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(27-09-2017 01:12 PM)morondog Wrote:  SYZ I wish to fuck you
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Ohmy

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06-10-2017, 07:26 PM
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(06-10-2017 05:13 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  The problem is I think
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Are you sure?

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