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06-10-2017, 09:48 PM
RE: The Quotes Taken Out of Context Thread
DLJ wrote:

"I need to know what he's doing with his feet."

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10-10-2017, 09:48 PM
RE: The Quotes Taken Out of Context Thread
(10-10-2017 08:51 PM)Vera Wrote:  two-thirds of a dick Drinking Beverage

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06-11-2017, 07:58 AM
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(03-11-2017 09:15 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  ...Trump is a egotistical pathological lying narcissist and fraud... nobody is distrusting him on account of his being too sexy.
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06-11-2017, 08:06 AM
RE: The Quotes Taken Out of Context Thread
(06-11-2017 07:58 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(03-11-2017 09:15 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  ...Trump is a egotistical pathological lying narcissist and fraud... nobody is distrusting him on account of his being too sexy.

This is the only sentence known in human history known to contain the name "Donald Trump" and the phrase " too sexy".......



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16-11-2017, 08:00 AM
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(15-11-2017 09:33 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  They are dong both right now.
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09-12-2017, 09:08 AM
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(09-12-2017 07:57 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  I’m into rubber suits.

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19-12-2017, 02:22 PM
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(18-12-2017 05:33 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  ...pour the molten honey into the sauce.

The sauce? Oh, I can give the sauce some molten honey.
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06-01-2018, 10:13 AM
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(06-01-2018 10:06 AM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  It's rather difficult to be dignified with your own, or someone else's, genitals in hand.

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24-01-2018, 12:51 PM
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(24-01-2018 12:24 PM)Emma Wrote:  Oooh my that sounds yummy! And I can see it!

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26-01-2018, 04:40 PM (This post was last modified: 26-01-2018 07:09 PM by Vera.)
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(26-01-2018 02:36 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  very sad looking pickles without any juice

Quote:Recently the man asked and I licked all the juice off it and handed it to him.

Quote:He always dries them off with a paper towel, why waste it?


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(No, did not actually read it, so no idea what's getting shoved and slapped where, don't ask me)

ETA: Why does this otherwise not fat man have woman's breasts? The stock, as it were, thickens Shocking

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