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26-01-2014, 07:34 PM
RE: The Quotes Taken Out of Context Thread
Hughsie Wrote:Hey Muffs, can I tickle your undercarriage?

No Hughsie, no you cannot.

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26-01-2014, 08:15 PM
RE: The Quotes Taken Out of Context Thread
(26-01-2014 07:34 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
Hughsie Wrote:Hey Muffs, can I tickle your undercarriage?

No Hughsie, no you cannot.

That's not out of context. Angel

Now drop your pants. Evil_monster

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03-03-2014, 03:22 PM
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(03-03-2014 03:18 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Well, I swing both ways

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03-03-2014, 03:33 PM
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(03-03-2014 03:22 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(03-03-2014 03:18 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Well, I swing both ways

Damn you're quick.

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26-03-2014, 10:13 PM
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(26-03-2014 02:17 PM)morondog Wrote:  Do me KC Smile

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26-03-2014, 11:51 PM
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(26-03-2014 10:02 PM)PeterKA Wrote:  with12 dudes and a hooker

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18-04-2014, 11:55 PM
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(18-04-2014 11:44 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  I just started playing around with [...] myself. [...] It's a lot of fun!

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19-04-2014, 09:42 PM
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(03-03-2014 03:33 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Damn you're quick in the bed.

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25-04-2014, 05:17 PM
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(25-04-2014 05:14 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  That can arranged, you spread your legs I'll get the plunger.

Oh muffs, this ain't right in any context No Laugh out load

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25-04-2014, 06:35 PM
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Somebody called a plumber?

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