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15-07-2015, 06:35 PM
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(15-07-2015 05:06 PM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  ...
my wife is out of town for a couple weeks, can't wait to give it to her,
...

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15-07-2015, 09:23 PM
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(15-07-2015 03:00 PM)jennybee Wrote:  And before you ask...Yes, I am fucking

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18-07-2015, 04:37 AM
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(18-07-2015 12:09 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  Between a new zen master shag and some crème de la crème, I'd be all set.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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24-07-2015, 04:26 AM
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(24-07-2015 03:27 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  I have to be up in 3.5 whores... Ugh.

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25-07-2015, 07:20 AM
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(25-07-2015 06:08 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  I...just can't be fucked.

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25-07-2015, 07:22 AM
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(25-07-2015 07:20 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(25-07-2015 06:08 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  I...just can't be fucked.

It's 'cause he lost the key to his chastity belt.

Sad really.

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28-07-2015, 02:27 PM
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(05-06-2015 08:49 AM)kim Wrote:  I swallow jihadi Jesus the way a lot of people who have no concept of reality do

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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30-07-2015, 06:33 PM
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(30-07-2015 05:58 PM)BnW Wrote:  ...
I'm heavily involved with a dog ... I ... just nailed her perfectly.
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01-08-2015, 03:27 AM
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(31-07-2015 10:33 AM)Nurse Wrote:  And apparently I suck at grasping the concept of tucking. Tongue

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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04-08-2015, 09:27 PM
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(04-08-2015 09:09 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I can sleep pretty much anywhere (and have)

I've recently grown rudimentary legs and am now making the move from water to land.
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