The Rapture Song
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11-08-2012, 11:40 AM
The Rapture Song
(Sung to the melody of Santa Claus is coming to town)

You better have faith and pay your tithe;
Better not doubt I'm telling you why.
Jesus Christ is coming to town.

He's making a list and checking it twice;
If you don’t make the list you’ll pay the big price.
Jesus Christ is taking you down.

He sees you when you're cheating
He knows when you're a fake
He knows if you've been having bad thoughts
So repent before it’s too late.

Oh, You better have faith and pay your tithe;
Better not doubt I'm telling you why.
Jesus Christ is coming to town.

The old gods are dead, let's invent some new ones before something really bad happens.
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11-08-2012, 11:41 AM
RE: The Rapture Song
Great. Now I'm going to have this stuck in my head all day. Dodgy

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11-08-2012, 12:20 PM
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Consider I'm seeing an elaborate video affair with scantily clad angels, a few reindeer, maybe some snow and/or palm trees, and a real hunky J Christ-also scantily clad- not the speedo but the tight, square trunks. Maybe some killer GCI; gotta have people flying and shit exploding or nobody will go back for seconds.
I'm thinking a Christmas release. Thumbsup

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11-08-2012, 03:56 PM
RE: The Rapture Song
(11-08-2012 12:20 PM)kim Wrote:  Consider I'm seeing an elaborate video affair with scantily clad angels, a few reindeer, maybe some snow and/or palm trees, and a real hunky J Christ-also scantily clad- not the speedo but the tight, square trunks. Maybe some killer GCI; gotta have people flying and shit exploding or nobody will go back for seconds.
I'm thinking a Christmas release. Thumbsup

Like I said, Art degree rewires the brain.Thumbsup

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12-08-2012, 01:57 PM
RE: The Rapture Song
I like the idea of an obese Jesus who is so fat that his cross is broken.
"Jesus didn't die for your sins, he stuffed his face, drank a lot, didn't exercise and had lots of prostitutes for your sins"

Now that's a Jesus I can relate to.

It's sunday christians. - I'm having a pizza & beer for your sins. You better be thankful

And in the immortal words of Doug Stanhope "I'm going to hit myself in the foot with a shovel for your mortgage"

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12-08-2012, 09:54 PM
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I tell christians that I believe that all the christians will disappear some day. Only that disappearance will happen naturally as all the christians die off, and atheists will replace them.
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12-08-2012, 10:33 PM
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(12-08-2012 01:57 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  I like the idea of an obese Jesus who is so fat that his cross is broken.
"Jesus didn't die for your sins, he stuffed his face, drank a lot, didn't exercise and had lots of prostitutes for your sins"

Now that's a Jesus I can relate to.

It's sunday christians. - I'm having a pizza & beer for your sins. You better be thankful

And in the immortal words of Doug Stanhope "I'm going to hit myself in the foot with a shovel for your mortgage"

Hmm yes .... I see someone feels a need for a stab at realism. I suppose that's another way. Dodgy



Like anybody's gonna wanna see more of that shit outside their trailer park.

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