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27-05-2011, 05:43 PM
RE: The Rapture has been rescheduled:
(26-05-2011 09:03 PM)GassyKitten Wrote:  I'm hoping in the next few weeks I'll have an idea that will let me bilk sheep out of their money, offering some promise of service when this latest lift off occurs, so I can be richer at the expense of their self-imposed idiot tax.

Rapture Insurance. You know, just in the off chance that you're wrong again.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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27-05-2011, 06:11 PM
 
RE: The Rapture has been rescheduled:
I'm surprised. I was convinced the explanation would be "God is testing our faith!" or something along those lines. Now he gets to be wrong all over again! Ah well, at least it's much more fun this way.
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28-05-2011, 12:44 AM
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The song "Blowing in the Wind" should have had this line in it. "How many times must a prophesy prove false, before people realize it's a lie?"

When I find myself in times of trouble, Richard Dawkins comes to me, speaking words of reason, now I see, now I see.
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28-05-2011, 04:12 AM
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I always tought the bible was supposed to be a clear and correct manual for God's will?

When I get bills and such, there's always a clear date on them + what I bought, how much it cost, how I can contact the company etc.

If God is so much smarter than us, why can't he do the same thing when providing instructions? Unless... Tongue

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28-05-2011, 04:46 AM
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(24-05-2011 02:26 PM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  Well , they'll just move it to October 21 st 2011 , and then to May 21 st 2012 , and then December 21 st 2012 and then ... (+1 rep if you are first to get the movie reference )

what? 2010? or was that to easy?

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28-05-2011, 06:47 AM
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(28-05-2011 04:46 AM)Norseman Wrote:  
(24-05-2011 02:26 PM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  Well , they'll just move it to October 21 st 2011 , and then to May 21 st 2012 , and then December 21 st 2012 and then ... (+1 rep if you are first to get the movie reference )

what? 2010? or was that to easy?

and then ... and then .... and then ..... and then .... (come on it's a famous comedy film Tongue)

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28-05-2011, 07:03 AM
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(28-05-2011 06:47 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  
(28-05-2011 04:46 AM)Norseman Wrote:  
(24-05-2011 02:26 PM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  Well , they'll just move it to October 21 st 2011 , and then to May 21 st 2012 , and then December 21 st 2012 and then ... (+1 rep if you are first to get the movie reference )

what? 2010? or was that to easy?

and then ... and then .... and then ..... and then .... (come on it's a famous comedy film Tongue)

Dude where is my car? Smile

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28-05-2011, 08:27 AM
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(28-05-2011 07:03 AM)Maumin Wrote:  
(28-05-2011 06:47 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  
(28-05-2011 04:46 AM)Norseman Wrote:  
(24-05-2011 02:26 PM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  Well , they'll just move it to October 21 st 2011 , and then to May 21 st 2012 , and then December 21 st 2012 and then ... (+1 rep if you are first to get the movie reference )

what? 2010? or was that to easy?

and then ... and then .... and then ..... and then .... (come on it's a famous comedy film Tongue)

Dude where is my car? Smile

Yep ... you get your 1 rep Tongue

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28-05-2011, 08:57 AM
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I meant 2012..

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28-05-2011, 09:36 AM
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(28-05-2011 08:57 AM)Norseman Wrote:  I meant 2012..

No , it was about the order at the restaurant in "Dude where's my car ?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7luMp6lb9M

I presumed this rapture thing would be the same . Keeps changing and changing ...

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