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21-10-2013, 12:22 PM
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(21-10-2013 06:22 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Saw this little clip and had to revive my old thread Big Grin Sorry.




That's awesome. Religious folk are so damned egocentric. Although there are tens of thousands* of people in the world who don't even have shoes, she believes that the creator of everything would make sure that her shoes don't wear out. Apparently buying another pair of shoes, or a bottle of cooking oil would be such a terrible burden upon her.

Praise God and his infinite wisdumb.





*I have no actual data. This is just a guess.

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21-10-2013, 12:31 PM
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"I don't have to have faith, I have experience." Joseph Campbell
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24-10-2013, 08:02 PM
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24-10-2013, 08:13 PM
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(06-10-2012 12:54 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  [Image: bizarro_atheists.jpg]
This killed me. I want to do this so bad. Door to door atheist passing out empty pamphlets. It would be hysterical.
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27-10-2013, 01:46 PM
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Meant to be serious....



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27-10-2013, 11:25 PM
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I'm not gay, I swear! The gay demon made me suck dick! Bwahahaha

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28-10-2013, 11:45 AM
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(16-12-2012 12:07 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  [Image: Lhz3X.jpg]

"God's love is unconditional, provided you meet this condition."

Too funny. Big Grin

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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28-10-2013, 12:29 PM
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This works both way because they would be unable to see the irony
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Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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28-10-2013, 01:49 PM
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You said it.
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LOL
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Please take your own advice. Hop in the co-pilots seat, set back and chill. Let God steer the plane.
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Sick 'em, God!
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Maybe if he had more experience?
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That's one way to improve church attendance. Tongue
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God hates equal treatment of humans!
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At least they're honest.

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21-11-2013, 04:22 PM
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And give it to him good and proper, too! Big Grin

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