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14-02-2014, 10:42 AM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 10:30 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  I am so alone this VDay ;_;

Turn the speakers up.



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14-02-2014, 10:43 AM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 10:38 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Now I really wish I won the vibrating egg in the raffle yesterday ;_;.

Amazon...and lots of other fun valentine toys too....even expensive fucking machines for those of you who are alone but too lazy to take matters in your own hands, lol


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14-02-2014, 10:45 AM
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(14-02-2014 10:43 AM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 10:38 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Now I really wish I won the vibrating egg in the raffle yesterday ;_;.

Amazon...and lots of other fun valentine toys too....even expensive fucking machines for those of you who are alone but too lazy to take matters in your own hands, lol

hahaha, I've seen those before XD

"take matters into your own hands" iseewhatyoudidthere

I remember the one and only time curiosity got the better of me and I checked out an adult novelty store, they have like, an entire female lower torso as a sex toy. How do you explain that when someone sees it in your bedroom?
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14-02-2014, 10:45 AM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
I wonder if I should post the two vday cards i made from imaged of violent famous paintings.


(14-02-2014 10:40 AM)Jasozz Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 10:38 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Now I really wish I won the vibrating egg in the raffle yesterday ;_;.

Who was uh... raffling that off?

Some sex ed event at my college. Individual from a marital aid store came by in the event and lectured on how to use toys/apply condom with mouth/etc.

There was a raffle at the end for just one toy. I wanted it ;_;
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14-02-2014, 10:47 AM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 10:45 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  I wonder if I should post the two vday cards i made from imaged of violent famous paintings.


(14-02-2014 10:40 AM)Jasozz Wrote:  Who was uh... raffling that off?

Some sex ed event at my college. Individual from a marital aid store came by in the event and lectured on how to use toys/apply condom with mouth/etc.

There was a raffle at the end for just one toy. I wanted it ;_;

Did the lecture on applying a condom with your mouth come with a demonstration?

Or an oral presentation? *ba dum tsh*
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14-02-2014, 10:49 AM
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(14-02-2014 10:47 AM)Jasozz Wrote:  Did the lecture on applying a condom with your mouth come with a demonstration?

Or an oral presentation? *ba dum tsh*

Yes actually. Despite not finding the individual attractive, kinda turned me on.
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14-02-2014, 10:51 AM
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(14-02-2014 10:49 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 10:47 AM)Jasozz Wrote:  Did the lecture on applying a condom with your mouth come with a demonstration?

Or an oral presentation? *ba dum tsh*

Yes actually. Despite not finding the individual attractive, kinda turned me on.

Understandable. That's awesome lol. Being in the bible belt, I imagine the sex ed lectures at our college would be something like
"If you have sex, you'll burn forever. You'll also go to hell"

*ba dum gross*
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14-02-2014, 10:52 AM
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Some more funny valentines day cards

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14-02-2014, 10:57 AM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
I'm at work...

Me: Thank you and happy Valentines Day sir.
Customer: *pauses* Well, at least it's Friday, right?

Laugh out load Laugh out load Laugh out load

No one in the hospital is saying happy Valentines Day, they're just saying happy Friday Laugh out load

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14-02-2014, 11:00 AM
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(14-02-2014 10:57 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  I'm at work...

Me: Thank you and happy Valentines Day sir.
Customer: *pauses* Well, at least it's Friday, right?

Laugh out load Laugh out load Laugh out load

No one in the hospital is saying happy Valentines Day, they're just saying happy Friday Laugh out load

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Where do you work in the hospital that you refer to the patrons as "customers"?
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