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14-02-2014, 01:46 PM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 01:42 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 01:41 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Mmm-mmm! Decisions, decisions! Big Grin

Hey, with the toaster option you have a chance of getting your favorite religious figure burned into you. Nothing says "sexy-bitch" like the Virgin Mary grilled into your stomach.

You have a point. But where should I get it?
My ass? Chest? Once again... decisions...

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14-02-2014, 01:47 PM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 01:46 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 01:42 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  Hey, with the toaster option you have a chance of getting your favorite religious figure burned into you. Nothing says "sexy-bitch" like the Virgin Mary grilled into your stomach.

You have a point. But where should I get it?
My ass? Chest? Once again... decisions...

Depends on which part of you you want people to start worshipping when the ol' Virgin shows up.
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14-02-2014, 01:49 PM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 01:47 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 01:46 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  You have a point. But where should I get it?
My ass? Chest? Once again... decisions...

Depends on which part of you you want people to start worshipping when the ol' Virgin shows up.

Penis it is!
Though, a tramp stamp does sound pretty sexy if I do say so myself. Maybe both? What do you think? You like a wild one? Wink

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14-02-2014, 01:50 PM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 01:49 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 01:47 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  Depends on which part of you you want people to start worshipping when the ol' Virgin shows up.

Penis it is!
Though, a tramp stamp does sound pretty sexy if I do say so myself. Maybe both? What do you think? You like a wild one? Wink

A tramp stamp of the Virgin Mary would kinda make it look like she was protruding from your ass, or waving at people from your waistband if you wore a short shirt/low jeans
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14-02-2014, 01:52 PM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 01:50 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 01:49 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Penis it is!
Though, a tramp stamp does sound pretty sexy if I do say so myself. Maybe both? What do you think? You like a wild one? Wink

A tramp stamp of the Virgin Mary would kinda make it look like she was protruding from your ass, or waving at people from your waistband if you wore a short shirt/low jeans

True... I'll get it with those eyes that follow you wherever you go. That'll attract all the ladies to my colorful personalitass
And psh, booty shorts all the way. Do you not know how to attract a lady??

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14-02-2014, 01:54 PM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 01:52 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 01:50 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  A tramp stamp of the Virgin Mary would kinda make it look like she was protruding from your ass, or waving at people from your waistband if you wore a short shirt/low jeans

True... I'll get it with those eyes that follow you wherever you go. That'll attract all the ladies to my colorful personalitass
And psh, booty shorts all the way. Do you not know how to attract a lady??

Evidently not. I have so much to learn No

Also, I'm leaving for the day to go get started on setting up Valentine's Day surprises.

I really hope this thread lives on in all of its filthy glory.
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14-02-2014, 01:55 PM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 01:54 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 01:52 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  True... I'll get it with those eyes that follow you wherever you go. That'll attract all the ladies to my colorful personalitass
And psh, booty shorts all the way. Do you not know how to attract a lady??

Evidently not. I have so much to learn No

Also, I'm leaving for the day to go get started on setting up Valentine's Day surprises.

I really hope this thread lives on in all of its filthy glory.

I doubt it. Way to ditch me. I thought we were friends Sadcryface

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14-02-2014, 01:57 PM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 01:55 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 01:54 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  Evidently not. I have so much to learn No

Also, I'm leaving for the day to go get started on setting up Valentine's Day surprises.

I really hope this thread lives on in all of its filthy glory.

I doubt it. Way to ditch me. I thought we were friends Sadcryface

Don't worry, I don't discuss anally-emergent deities with just anyone Wink

Have a great V-Day everyone!
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14-02-2014, 02:02 PM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
Whew ! This thread sure did go Titanic..... it was off to a good start. Cool

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14-02-2014, 02:11 PM
RE: The Sappy (and slightly sexy) Valentine's Day Thread
(14-02-2014 01:57 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  
(14-02-2014 01:55 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  I doubt it. Way to ditch me. I thought we were friends Sadcryface

Don't worry, I don't discuss anally-emergent deities with just anyone Wink

Have a great V-Day everyone!

Fair enough Laugh out load

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