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27-12-2014, 05:25 PM
The Solution to Homeopathy
Pay them in equally dilute currency.

I'm only half joking here. If we took 100 pennies a diluted them 100X then we could make homeopathic currency. Obviously none of the pennies will remain after the first two or three serial dilutions but I'm reliably informed that the water remembers.

I am not a homeopathic practitioner but I would think that salt and vinegar would make an excellent solvent for pennies. It will keep them bright and shiny and, as an added bonus, can be used to season your chips.

Of course, there's always the potential for unscrupulous people to take advantage of this system by paying for homeopathic services with nothing more than chip dip. In the end that's just self-selecting the real homeopaths from the fakes. Any homeopath worth their salt will be able to tell actual homeopathic currency from the counterfeit.

The real kick comes from irate homeopaths explaining to you why your currency isn't valid. If you did it right and were very lucky you might get Boiron to sue you and argue the skeptic's side in court.
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27-12-2014, 06:26 PM
RE: The Solution to Homeopathy
Or you cam just tell them that the fewer people who use it; the more effective it is.

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27-12-2014, 06:32 PM
RE: The Solution to Homeopathy
[Image: dilution.png]

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27-12-2014, 07:21 PM
RE: The Solution to Homeopathy
(27-12-2014 05:25 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Pay them in equally dilute currency.

I'm only half joking here. If we took 100 pennies a diluted them 100X then we could make homeopathic currency. Obviously none of the pennies will remain after the first two or three serial dilutions but I'm reliably informed that the water remembers.

I am not a homeopathic practitioner but I would think that salt and vinegar would make an excellent solvent for pennies. It will keep them bright and shiny and, as an added bonus, can be used to season your chips.

Of course, there's always the potential for unscrupulous people to take advantage of this system by paying for homeopathic services with nothing more than chip dip. In the end that's just self-selecting the real homeopaths from the fakes. Any homeopath worth their salt will be able to tell actual homeopathic currency from the counterfeit.

The real kick comes from irate homeopaths explaining to you why your currency isn't valid. If you did it right and were very lucky you might get Boiron to sue you and argue the skeptic's side in court.


That's so funny. Big Grin

Unfortunately the people who use this crap believe it works so they're willing to pay in real, full strength money. Idiots.

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27-12-2014, 07:30 PM
RE: The Solution to Homeopathy
The first time I ever met someone who said they were a homeopath I kept my distance, I didn’t know what they did but it sounded too close to a sociopath. I fugured the guy didn’t like houses or something and I was a general contractor at the time.

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27-12-2014, 08:49 PM
RE: The Solution to Homeopathy
(27-12-2014 07:21 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Unfortunately the people who use this crap believe it works so they're willing to pay in real, full strength money. Idiots.

The people who use it are likely incurably stoopid.

The rest of us could derive some entertainment from watching the homeopaths trying to worm their way out of being paid in chip dip.

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28-12-2014, 04:08 PM
RE: The Solution to Homeopathy
Heteropthay?
Meh...ignore that one. It doesn't really work.
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28-12-2014, 05:29 PM
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(27-12-2014 06:32 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  [Image: dilution.png]

Based on my understanding off homeopathy, wouldn't diluted semen serve as a form of birth control?

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28-12-2014, 05:35 PM
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If you think about it, homeopathy is its own solution.
At least eventually it is. Big Grin
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28-12-2014, 10:47 PM
RE: The Solution to Homeopathy
Homeopath - This doesn't always work.
Me - Cool, because I don't always pay.

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