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02-01-2015, 09:39 PM
RE: The Soul
A long time ago, I worked at a hotel and a co-worker asked to borrow $5 for gas (back when gas was really cheap)

I said, I'll give you $5 for your soul and you don't have to pay me back.

He wouldn't do it and I wouldn't loan him $5

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03-01-2015, 12:45 AM
RE: The Soul
(02-01-2015 09:39 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  A long time ago, I worked at a hotel and a co-worker asked to borrow $5 for gas (back when gas was really cheap)

I said, I'll give you $5 for your soul and you don't have to pay me back.

He wouldn't do it and I wouldn't loan him $5
I'll sell you my soul for five bucks.
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03-01-2015, 12:48 AM
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Now if I can find another 999,999 people who will buy it I'm set.
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03-01-2015, 12:58 AM
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(03-01-2015 12:48 AM)Jack_Ripper Wrote:  Now if I can find another 999,999 people who will buy it I'm set.

Tell them it's a homeopathic soul. It's just your soul, but cut with water a whole bunch of times, so that now you have a bunch of soul water to sell that is just as good as your actual soul, because water has memory. To anyone who actually contemplates that for more than 3 seconds, offer them a 3-for-2 deal, where you sell them 3 of your $5 bottles of soul water for just $10.

Fuck, I could be rich, if I didn't have qualms about being such an asshole.

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03-01-2015, 06:36 AM
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Athletic soul water.

Some sports athletes get on camera and say they put their souls into making this drink, just for you.

Wink

Now that's a winner

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