The Stupidest Proof For Yahweh I Have Seen In My Life
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26-05-2013, 02:05 AM
The Stupidest Proof For Yahweh I Have Seen In My Life
In My admittedly short life, I have seen some pretty terrible proofs for the existence of God/s, I mean some very, VERY bad ones but this, this takes the cake, absolutely no contest.

His argument is that because some stuff in nature is shaped like the ENGLISH Letter Y, we must be made by Yahweh, not Hebrew, Y'know, the language the Bible was ACTUALLY written in, no, English. His rationalization is that God knew English would become the predominant language on Earth (It's not, actually, a quick Google search would have revealed that), so he designed nature accordingly.

I Truly, seriously, want to track this guy down, and punch some damn sense into his illogical cranium.

Anyway,enjoy;



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26-05-2013, 02:32 AM
RE: The Stupidest Proof For Yahweh I Have Seen In My Life
.... I don't think punching and logic are related in that manner.

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26-05-2013, 02:35 AM
RE: The Stupidest Proof For Yahweh I Have Seen In My Life
(26-05-2013 02:32 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  .... I don't think punching and logic are related in that manner.


Of course they are!
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26-05-2013, 02:58 AM
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I've been trying to figure out whether this is a poe, but it looks genuine to me.

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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26-05-2013, 03:00 AM
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The most stupid proof would still have to be proof of which there is none!
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26-05-2013, 03:05 AM
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(26-05-2013 02:58 AM)Hafnof Wrote:  I've been trying to figure out whether this is a poe, but it looks genuine to me.

Which is really kind of tragic.
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26-05-2013, 05:33 AM
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methinks a poe or someone so stupid they really aren't worth the effort and should be pitied.
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26-05-2013, 05:58 AM
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He forgot the most important one.
Yellow is a HAPPY color.
There is a "y" in yellow.
Therefore Yahweh will make us all happy !!
Yay. Yippy. Yahoo.

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26-05-2013, 06:14 AM
RE: The Stupidest Proof For Yahweh I Have Seen In My Life
I responded to the claim that "English is the most useful language."

" "Before creation, Yah knew English would be the most used language in the world."
That's not entirely true. English is only really used by 4.83% of Earth's human population. Spanish id used by 4.85% and Mandarin by a whopping 12.44%."


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Anybody want to bet my comment will not be approved? Hell, I am willing to bet this guy will ban me from commenting, if possible.

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26-05-2013, 07:13 AM
RE: The Stupidest Proof For Yahweh I Have Seen In My Life
'Y' in Hebrew looks sort of like a fat apostrophe.

Yeah. What a dumb alleged proof.

The best proof is the first and simplest. Just look at the glorious universe.
It was obviously created by a superman with the personality of a bronze age tyrant.

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