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15-04-2013, 01:16 PM
The Ten Cat Commandments
This is just fucking gold. Big Grin

1. Acknowldge that I am Cat – no other is above Me. Not even thee. I am the Lord of thy house.

2. Thou shalt have no other pets before me.

3. Thou shalt never ignore me.

4. My affection is mine to dole out, it cannot be forced.

5. The fur I shed is my gift to thee. It is not my fault when thou chooseth garments that do not match my fur color.

6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.

7. I have a mind of my own. Do not be upset if I like the packaging better than the expensive toy thou hath just bought me, or the bag thou hath brought it home in.

8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.

9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.

10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.

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15-04-2013, 01:18 PM
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It would be funny if it wasn't about cats. :yawn:

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15-04-2013, 01:23 PM
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5. The fur I shed is my gift to thee. It is not my fault when thou chooseth garments that do not match my fur color. Laughat

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15-04-2013, 01:23 PM
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(15-04-2013 01:18 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  It would be funny if it wasn't about cats. :yawn:

Ohmy

No bj for you today.

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15-04-2013, 01:27 PM
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(15-04-2013 01:23 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(15-04-2013 01:18 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  It would be funny if it wasn't about cats. :yawn:

Ohmy

No bj for you today.

Why, is your mom out of town?

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15-04-2013, 01:29 PM
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No, my dad is.

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15-04-2013, 02:03 PM
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(15-04-2013 01:29 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  No, my dad is.

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15-04-2013, 02:09 PM
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Actually, I lied, I'm the one who is out of town.

No ball pit for you. Tongue

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15-04-2013, 09:56 PM
RE: The Ten Cat Commandments
(15-04-2013 01:18 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  It would be funny if it wasn't about cats. :yawn:



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15-04-2013, 10:44 PM
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(15-04-2013 09:56 PM)aurora Wrote:  
(15-04-2013 01:18 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  It would be funny if it wasn't about cats. :yawn:



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