The Ten Commandments V2.0
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25-03-2015, 03:05 PM
The Ten Commandments V2.0
Actually - having a list of shit you are and are not supposed to do isn't all bad. But, the current "Ten Commandments" is about as relevant to modern society as an advanced educational degree in "Goat Husbandry"...

So....

We're smart people. Let's come up with a new list that's a bit more up to date. We don't need to stop at ten.

I"ll start off.


1. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thine own damned self.

2. Thou shalt not piss people off.

3. If you covet thine neighbors ass, put down the Ding Dongs and work out for crissakes......

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Have fun

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25-03-2015, 03:16 PM
RE: The Ten Commandments V2.0
1 and 3 are good. Number 2 is shit. Pun intended..
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25-03-2015, 03:19 PM
RE: The Ten Commandments V2.0
How about "you should not put the desire of gods before the needs of people."
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25-03-2015, 04:24 PM
RE: The Ten Commandments V2.0
Thou shalt not claim expertise when all thou hast is uneducated ignorance.

@DonaldTrump, Patriotism is not honoring your flag no matter what your country/leader does. It's doing whatever it takes to make your country the best it can be as long as its not violent.
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26-03-2015, 03:10 AM
RE: The Ten Commandments V2.0
(25-03-2015 03:05 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  1. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thine own damned self.

2. Thou shalt not piss people off.

3. If you covet thine neighbors ass, put down the Ding Dongs and work out for crissakes......

..........

Have fun

the second one is wrong for 2 reasons, #1 and of course #2 Laugh out load

reference = Big bang theory (paraphrased from what Raj said)
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26-03-2015, 04:01 AM
RE: The Ten Commandments V2.0
(25-03-2015 03:05 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  But, the current "Ten Commandments" is about as relevant to modern society as an advanced educational degree in "Goat Husbandry"...

The marines recently reopened the animal packing school that's been closed for about 50 years because it's something that keeps coming up in undeveloped countries without good roads when we don't have the resources to airlift everything. In the Army, we also have a goat and mule packing and care section in mountain warfare school.

When shit hits the fan, those goat husbandry specialists might come in handy Smile

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26-03-2015, 09:10 AM
RE: The Ten Commandments V2.0
Thou shall proudly display thy religion like how thy proudly displays thy underwear, by keeping it hidden away in your pants/skirts/jeans etc

Thou shall not watch duck dynasty or any religious show, movie, presentation etc etc etc

Thou shall take regular vaccines

Thou shall be skeptical and think critically

Thou shall keep thy younglings away from Roman Catholic clergymen
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26-03-2015, 09:53 AM
RE: The Ten Commandments V2.0
(26-03-2015 09:10 AM)Ace Wrote:  Thou shall not watch duck dynasty or any religious show, movie, presentation etc etc etc

I liked The Ten Commandments. It was a good flick.
Does this rule include movies like Clash of the Titans?
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26-03-2015, 10:17 AM
RE: The Ten Commandments V2.0
There is a whole series of these.




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26-03-2015, 10:56 AM
RE: The Ten Commandments V2.0
Thou shalt work hard that thy laws will justly govern both gods and men.

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