The Ten Commandments of Tartarus Sauce
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28-07-2014, 01:16 AM
The Ten Commandments of Tartarus Sauce
It is I, your ever generous and most humble ruler of the cosmos, Tartarus Sauce, here to deliver a set of commandments applicable immediately to all sentient beings within the universe and beyond.

1. Keep the Feline holy.
2. Thou shalt speak before thou shalt think, for it pleases the Tartarus immensely. Bonus points for literally placing one's foot in one's own mouth. Triple points for proceeding to shove head up ass.
3. Thou shalt respect the Great Old Ones (especially Cthulhu).
4. Australia is illegal, no exceptions.
5. Thou shalt remind Hughsie of his rotundness.
6. Thou shalt not anger the Lord with spray guns and laser pointers.
7. Remember my milk bowl and keep it full.
8. Backscratches shall earn you eternal bliss.
9. Thou shalt not fuck with the thermostat.
10. Happy hour is 24/7.

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28-07-2014, 03:30 AM
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(28-07-2014 01:16 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  It is I, your ever generous and most humble ruler of the cosmos, Tartarus Sauce, here to deliver a set of commandments applicable immediately to all sentient beings within the universe and beyond.

1. Keep the Feline holy.
2. Thou shalt speak before thou shalt think, for it pleases the Tartarus immensely. Bonus points for literally placing one's foot in one's own mouth. Triple points for proceeding to shove head up ass.
3. Thou shalt respect the Great Old Ones (especially Cthulhu).
4. Australia is illegal, no exceptions.
5. Thou shalt remind Hughsie of his rotundness.
6. Thou shalt not anger the Lord with spray guns and laser pointers.
7. Remember my milk bowl and keep it full.
8. Backscratches shall earn you eternal bliss.
9. Thou shalt not fuck with the thermostat.
10. Happy hour is 24/7.

WTF ?
No "keep refrigerated, once open" you Tart ?

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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28-07-2014, 04:12 AM
RE: The Ten Commandments of Tartarus Sauce
(28-07-2014 01:16 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  It is I, your ever generous and most humble ruler of the cosmos, Tartarus Sauce, here to deliver a set of commandments applicable immediately to all sentient beings within the universe and beyond.

4. Australia is illegal, no exceptions.

Typical Yank, outlawing the good stuff.

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28-07-2014, 05:45 AM
RE: The Ten Commandments of Tartarus Sauce
I can literally put my foot in my mouth.
Is my place in feline heaven secure?

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28-07-2014, 02:37 PM
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