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21-12-2011, 11:58 AM
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Erxomai half chuckled, “This is retarded.”

Hamata shook his head in agreement, “Weh really don’nah have time fer this.”

“Derp! Derp! HERP!”

Sir Hugh pointed at Dog and said, “Follow.”

Kaycee looked at his friends, shrugged, and said, “Screw it.”

A fiery explosion blasted Sir Hugh from his horse. Hamata and Erxomai drew their weapons and charged Sir Hugh. Without warning, all three were taken off their feet by what seemed like an enormous tail. As the three gasped for breath and returned to their feet, they realized that Dog had morphed into a huge, ravenous monster. At its shoulder, Dog was around 12 feet high. Its mouth had split into mandibles, tentacles were flailing all around its body, spikes and claws were scattered throughout it, and its large, bifurcated tail whipped back and forth. Likewise, Sir Hugh morphed into a towering machine-like creature with spinning blades and sharp spears sticking from his body.

Erxomai looked at Kaycee, “Way to go, priest.”

“Sorry… I mean… how was I supposed to know?”

“All right, tough guy… what next?”

A) All three attack Dog first.
B) All three attack Sir Hugh first.
C) Hamata attacks Dog while Erxomai and Kaycee attack Sir Hugh.
D) Kaycee attacks Dog while Erxomai and Hamata attack Sir Hugh.
E) Erxomai attacks Dog while Kaycee and Hamata attack Sir Hugh.
F) Kaycee and Erxomai attack Dog while Hamata attacks Sir Hugh.
G) Kaycee and Hamata attack Dog while Erxomai attacks Sir Hugh.
H) Erxomai and Hamata attack Dog while Kaycee attacks Sir Hugh.
I) RUN!!!


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21-12-2011, 12:01 PM
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'F'

I wanna face the Justice Troll one on one, man to man!

Bring it Hamata!

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21-12-2011, 02:16 PM
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Part of the reason I originally nominated Hamata as the smith was that somewhere he said that he absolutely hated this kinda thing... now he's an integral part of the plot... um... sorry ? I kinda just wanted to see his reaction Tongue
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31-12-2011, 04:41 PM
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DUDE! You're leaving us hanging.


Typical theist. Get us all excited about something and then can't follow through.

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08-01-2012, 02:57 PM
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Ahem...

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08-01-2012, 03:00 PM
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Is it just me or is this thread taking forever? What's the hold up KC? you have a life or some stupid nonsense?

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09-01-2012, 06:07 AM
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C i guess

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09-01-2012, 08:26 AM
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(08-01-2012 03:00 PM)lucradis Wrote:  Is it just me or is this thread taking forever? What's the hold up KC? you have a life or some stupid nonsense?

*grumble*

You know, I started writing the next chapter, but NOOOOO all you baby-eaters had to start asking me "questions" and I had to have "answers". And then, Erxomai sidetracked me and "made" me "write" a new "thread". So, now I'm "trying" to give answers to all your "questions".

It's "your" fault.

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09-01-2012, 08:42 AM
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(09-01-2012 08:26 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  So, now I'm "trying" to give answers to all your "questions".

"answers" Wink
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09-01-2012, 09:19 AM
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Technically, while both are make-believe, your theological answers are predictable and boring, but at least this thread is entertainment. I, for one, am much more interested in the fantasy here over the fantasy in your other answers. Rolleyes

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