The True Truth of Creationism
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25-03-2012, 07:49 PM
The True Truth of Creationism
It is rather obvious that a giant hippo found a ball swallowed it, and when it had passed a being was on it.
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25-03-2012, 08:16 PM
RE: The True Truth of Creationism
Hippo is an accidental god and the being is life/poo left on the earth/ball? Yes/no?

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25-03-2012, 08:48 PM
RE: The True Truth of Creationism
Well it is all in the Bohquanita, the book I am writing. In it the hippo is bored and finds the ball, he then becomes angry because the ball is inanimate and eats it. He then passes it and a miniature version of himself is on it. The being wants another of himself for company, so the giant hippo eats it and passes it again but the new being is a human, so the hippo tries many time but he just creates more beings.

Then the hippo comes up with a plan to eat the ball with his rear. Then a female version of the mini hippo is made. He does this for all the beings and lo, the world hath been created.
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27-03-2012, 01:57 AM
RE: The True Truth of Creationism
Wait a minute, I'm pretty sure the world was created as a result of the battle between a giant hippo and a giant snake. The hippo ate the snake in the end, but the snake self destructed, creating a huge explosion, in which the world was born.

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