The Twilight Hate Thread

[Kandomaru]

I myself like Twilight. I'm being totally honest. I recognize it has a few, glaringly obvious problems, but I still find it entertaining. I won't try to get other people to like it because they don't have to like it just because I like it (and in the same vein, I don't have to hate it just because other people hate it).

[Rabidtreeweasel]

Twilight was the subject of my mega hate essay the end of my freshman year at college. My feminist hackles are not easy to raise. Bravo to Ms Myers for teaching me how to flex muscles I didn't even know I had.

That being said, I like GOOD vampire books/shows. My current obsession, I must confess, is Vampire diaries.

Because when your leading lady isn't an immature twit I buy a 400 year old vamp digging her a lot more easily.

[William]

Edward and Jacob support gay marriage.

[calmyourtitsbro]

Twilight. I love it, but some of it is just... Unrealistic.
I know that it is fictional, but some of the things are just... Retarded.
Sparkly vampires? Really.
When they go in the sun, they should die. Not sparkle.
It's stupid.

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(27-10-2011 06:44 AM)William Wrote:  Edward and Jacob support gay marriage.

I lmfao'd. It's amazing.

[Filox]

Not only that the sparkling vampires are retarded, but now they can have baby vampires? What kind of retardiness is this? It's like the people working on this movie never ever saw any movie or book about vampires. It is a known fact that vampires can not have babies and that the sun burns them to ashes. It's common knowledge, for Christ sake.



P.S.
I simply hate that Kristen Stewart, never saw anyone that bad. She has one expression on her face, stupid one.

[houseofcantor]

(09-04-2011 02:07 PM)The_observer Wrote:  

This fucking guy... I lol'd.

Never read the books. I got bewitched by Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen from a Barbie doll... yikes. But I love the movies. I've heard that they're "chick flick," yeah, Ashley's definitely a girl...

[Jakel]

[houseofcantor]

I like this one better.



I love the Twilight flicks, but when shit is funny, shit is funny. And in no wise are they better than Blade - that's just lunacy.

[ShirubaDangan]

I am a writer and I've never read a book that seemed to match the bible in lunacy. After reading the books, I thought it was a light porn novel just to make young pre teen girls to become giddy. I soon realized people actually liked it. The only thing that bothers me about this book is the fact it makes women appear helpless and worthless. Isabella just plays the role of the princess being rescued and the whole plot revolves around the two loving eachother because of their looks. I found the whole thing laughable because it was mainly a quest about a girl deciding between Necrophilia or Bestiality(A friend had told me that). I believe the main reason I hold a grudge was the atrocity of the movie. I was made to go and sit for three hours watching two people stare at eachother. After that evening, I've denied any invitations to a movie theater preferring my netflix at home.

I'm sorry if I have made any errors in my typing. I have recently received a smartphone and have trouble using the thing.

[houseofcantor]

That sucks; talk about epic fail.

I have yet to see the latest as going out is an event; one of them "interesting times" the Chinese warn about and I strive to avoid.

I talk about my enjoyment on the film on a hate thread because it is comedy all the way around; that I like 'em, that others don't, and shit is funny. For instance me and Alice Cullen, in the form of Ashley; and the fact that I am I thanks to her and a phenomenally successful piece of witchcraft.