The Twilight Hate Thread

[Unbeliever]

Because all literature forums need this.

All posts which hate on Twilight will be relocated here. This is to prevent the hate from spreading and infecting the entire forum. I have seen it happen before.

It was not pretty. No one was spared. NOT EVEN THE LITTLE CHILDREN.

[FlashbackThunder]

twilight is like religion.

senseless

[Soldieringon]

I heard that Twilight feeds on the blood of Christian children in the night.

and that it was responsible for killing Christ (though, that may have been Marilyn Manson.)

[TruthAddict]

Twilight, along with Justin Bieber, religion, the Happy Meal, Facebook, and grizzly bears will ultimately be responsible for the destruction of the Western World.

[Soldieringon]

(03-09-2010 06:42 PM)TruthAddict Wrote:  Twilight, along with Justin Bieber, religion, the Happy Meal, Facebook, and grizzly bears will ultimately be responsible for the destruction of the Western World.

Nope.

Sorry.

Bieber is bad enough to get his own hate thread.

McDonalds have their own hate WEBSITES.

And I LIKE Facebook. It allowed me to find many many people I had lost contact with because of the military. It's the stupid games and targeted advertising on there that I can't stand.

ETA: I think that you are right about the bears, though. Bears riding sharks with machine guns will quickly take over. I hope that they start at the Republican national headquarters.

[BnW]

I think there is a place for Facebook and I use it. What I can't stand is people who update you on their every bowel movement during the day. I've been on a massive de-friending spree lately. Lots of people want to see how many friends they can get but I want to see how few I can manage.

[ashley.hunt60]

Twilight; making ditzy teenage girls feel smart because they read a whole book, and making middle-aged woman feel a little bit better in their mid-life crisis.

And Robert Patterson is not hot. I'm a chick, trust me. Playing a wussy vampire boy doesn't fix his face.

[catdance62]

i just Hide the Friends I don't really care to hear about. I pretty much have to be Friends with anyone who requests me (as long as we have at least a few mutual friends) due to my business. It's BFB (Bad For Business) if I am not.
I have no idea if Twilight is bad or good. I think I am too old for it, whatever it is.

[Juppers]

(06-09-2010 09:14 AM)ashley.hunt60 Wrote:  Twilight; making ditzy teenage girls feel smart because they read a whole book, and making middle-aged woman feel a little bit better in their mid-life crisis.

Yet, the Twilight readership is not made up exclusively of these two categories. I know many girls of my age (24) who are raving about it being the greatest book since bread can slice. Really.

Quote:And Robert Patterson is not hot. I'm a chick, trust me. Playing a wussy vampire boy doesn't fix his face.

Ditto. His face looks like the sole of shoe. Besides, he can't act worth a damn, nor can he sing (he can't even open his mouth properly, for crying out loud!).

[Dregs]

I don't know these things don't really bother me. People overreact to books, movies, musical acts all the time (Davinci Code anyone) meh. My wife is a devoted TwiMom. The books make her feel good, and the movies are something girly to do with her other TwiMom friends. Makes sense to me, I have similar reasons for seeing The Expendables. Not to mention in all this it occasionally makes her horny, and I happen to be the benificiary of that so, keep up the good work Edward!