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22-02-2012, 02:36 PM
RE: The US is under attack by the devil
(22-02-2012 01:44 PM)kineo Wrote:  Plus he has beady little eyes that scream evil.

Well finally; true man of wisdom! This single sentence has not only made me laugh my ass off, it sums up this freaky, little, Satan fellating, psycho's entire platform.

If you're against it and you want to make sure everyone knows you're against it... it's probably because you're doing it.

Spell check says it's incorrect, but I thought it the best way to refer to dick sucking ... all intellectually like. Blush

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22-02-2012, 02:47 PM
RE: The US is under attack by the devil
Attacking the U.S.? No those plans are not until a much later date. Unless........................No, none of my troops have advanced prematurely.
SO It's not me attacking the U.S. I can if you want me to.

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22-02-2012, 02:51 PM
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I'm going out on a limb here and ask everyone to consider their purity. Angel

Please ... for Rick's sake.

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22-02-2012, 03:17 PM
RE: The US is under attack by the devil
(22-02-2012 02:15 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(22-02-2012 02:09 PM)kineo Wrote:  
(22-02-2012 02:00 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(22-02-2012 01:44 PM)kineo Wrote:  He is genophobic

A man scared of sex feels competent to tell other people what's right and wrong sexual practice?...

It's all wrong. Unless married, missionary, no contraceptives, and no pleasure (maybe just a little bit... but not too much!).

Wait wait wait

wait

no really

wait

I knew he was a special kind of crazy

wait a sec...

He really believes this?

Like this isn't a joke?

Some people actually do... I'm using a bit of hyperbole in applying it to Santorum. Big Grin

But, it's probably not far from the truth. What does he actually believe? Well he's pretty clearly anti-gay marriage, views homosexual sex the same way he does sex outside of marriage, and he is firm on the position that contraceptives should not be available to anyone- even within a marriage. He thinks it gives people the idea that they can do things that shouldn't be done... whatever that means. But it's message is clear- sex is for reproduction, not pleasure.
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22-02-2012, 03:57 PM
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Roflmao!

I just came across this on facebook:

http://cdn.unicornbooty.com/wp-content/u...24x768.jpg

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22-02-2012, 04:43 PM
RE: The US is under attack by the devil
(22-02-2012 03:57 PM)Dom Wrote:  Roflmao!

I just came across this on facebook:

http://cdn.unicornbooty.com/wp-content/u...24x768.jpg

This is a little NSFW-ish btw, it's made entirely of gay porn. Too small to be really detailed, but I'm sure if you looked really close...
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22-02-2012, 07:25 PM
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(22-02-2012 09:20 AM)jknightx Wrote:  It's scary that he holds a public office .

Not anymore. He got his ass kicked by 18% in his last run for Senate in 2006. "Fuck you then Pennsylvania, I'm gonna run for President and cut off your federal funds. How you like that santorum, assholes?"

(22-02-2012 02:09 PM)kineo Wrote:  
(22-02-2012 02:00 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(22-02-2012 01:44 PM)kineo Wrote:  He is genophobic

A man scared of sex feels competent to tell other people what's right and wrong sexual practice?...

It's all wrong. Unless married, missionary, no contraceptives, and no pleasure (maybe just a little bit... but not too much!).

Nah, he's got that covered. He falls asleep just before he orgasms instead of just after.

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22-02-2012, 08:08 PM
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(22-02-2012 07:25 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Nah, he's got that covered. He falls asleep just before he orgasms instead of just after.

No, wrong. Can't reproduce if the man doesn't come. Only WOMEN are barred from experiencing sexual pleasure.

Jesus, don't you read your Bible?
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22-02-2012, 08:27 PM
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(22-02-2012 08:08 PM)rook2004 Wrote:  
(22-02-2012 07:25 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Nah, he's got that covered. He falls asleep just before he orgasms instead of just after.

No, wrong. Can't reproduce if the man doesn't come.

No no, he still cums. But it's just a wet dream so he's still a virgin.

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I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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