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17-04-2012, 02:45 PM
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(17-04-2012 02:43 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  
(17-04-2012 02:40 PM)germanyt Wrote:  LOL. I don't pay for insurance. But have fun paying the same thousands in taxes to cover it.

I'm a student so i pay fuck all Big Grin.
But you still eat baked beans and blood pudding for breakfast. Laughat

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17-04-2012, 02:54 PM
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The United States was founded by 13 BRITISH colonies............. Thumbsup

Whos your daddy???? Laughat

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17-04-2012, 03:00 PM
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(17-04-2012 02:54 PM)bemore Wrote:  The United States was founded by 13 BRITISH colonies............. Thumbsup

Whos your daddy???? Laughat
Negative. The US was founded by people who couldn't wait to get the fuck out of England.

And this guy made England his bitch. Taxation without representation? I don't think so.

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17-04-2012, 03:06 PM
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Here's 14 few more reasons why the UK is better.

1. We know a few things about the U.S., whereas you know next to nothing about the UK.
2. We don't rely on therapy or Prozac to lead a "normal" life
3. We understand irony.
4. We can watch TV for ten full minutes without a 15 minute commercial break
5. We are 6 times less likely to be murdered in the UK than you are in the US
6. We are 60 times less likely to be shot in the UK than you are in the US
7. We don't feel that we have to own firearms to protect ourselves from our own government.
8. We aren't xenophobic
9. British beer doesn't taste like diluted urine.
10. We don't have rednecks
11. we don't marry our siblings.
12. Most of our population realise that there is a world beyond our borders.
13. We don't have fox news.
14. We stopped having mullet haircuts in the 80's.

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17-04-2012, 03:08 PM
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17-04-2012, 03:10 PM
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(17-04-2012 03:08 PM)germanyt Wrote:  [Image: med_gallery_1990_3_211659.jpg]
Laughat I laughed when i watched that goal.

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17-04-2012, 03:15 PM (This post was last modified: 17-04-2012 03:40 PM by germanyt.)
RE: The US vs UK Thread
(17-04-2012 03:06 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  Here's 14 few more reasons why the UK is better.

1. We know a few things about the U.S., whereas you know next to nothing about the UK.
2. We don't rely on therapy or Prozac to lead a "normal" life
3. We understand irony.
4. We can watch TV for ten full minutes without a 15 minute commercial break
5. We are 6 times less likely to be murdered in the UK than you are in the US
6. We are 60 times less likely to be shot in the UK than you are in the US
7. We don't feel that we have to own firearms to protect ourselves from our own government.
8. We aren't xenophobic
9. British beer doesn't taste like diluted urine.
10. We don't have rednecks
11. we don't marry our siblings.
12. Most of our population realise that there is a world beyond our borders.
13. We don't have fox news.
14. We stopped having mullet haircuts in the 80's.
1. I know plenty about the UK.
2. I don't know anyone that takes Prozac
3. Who doesn't?
4. We have DVRs.
5. I've never been murdered.
6. I've never been shot.
7. But why wouldn't you want to own one?
8. I am not.
9. Yes it does. American mirco brews own British beer.
10. But you have pikeys and cockneys.
11. I don't know anyone that has married their sibling.
12. Believe me, Americans know Mexico is there.
13. I don't see how that's relevant.
14. I don't know anyone with a mullet. It died with Billy Ray Cyrus' career.
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Yeah. We pretty much own you in every category.

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17-04-2012, 03:40 PM
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No-one's told you the truth behind America have they germanyt?

It's an experiment. 400 years ago Britain sent all our inbreds and mental patients over to a giant piece of land to see how they would prosper on their own when compared to the normal people left behind.

And even we never predicted what fuck-ups you'd become Big Grin.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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17-04-2012, 03:45 PM (This post was last modified: 17-04-2012 03:46 PM by germanyt.)
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(17-04-2012 03:40 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  No-one's told you the truth behind America have they germanyt?

It's an experiment. 400 years ago Britain sent all our inbreds and mental patients over to a giant piece of land to see how they would prosper on their own when compared to the normal people left behind.

And even we never predicted what fuck-ups you'd become Big Grin.
Nah. That's just what your state run TV tells you so you won't revolt over how much more awesome we are.

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17-04-2012, 03:48 PM
RE: The US vs UK Thread
(17-04-2012 03:45 PM)germanyt Wrote:  Nah. That's just what your state run TV tells you so you won't revolt over how much more awesome we are.

This is quite a weird situation. Trying to explain why Britain is better than America is like trying to explain why a blow-job from a hot girl is better than having your cock fed to a lion.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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