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14-04-2015, 04:26 AM
RE: The Vatican is worried about beautiful Vampires...
That's a whole lot of not shutting up you're doing there, EK. Big Grin

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14-04-2015, 04:28 AM
RE: The Vatican is worried about beautiful Vampires...
(14-04-2015 04:26 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  That's a whole lot of not shutting up you're doing there, EK. Big Grin

It elegantly compliments my not giving a fuck, HoC. Tongue

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14-04-2015, 05:36 AM
RE: The Vatican is worried about beautiful Vampires...
(14-04-2015 03:34 AM)Eva Wrote:  yoga and Harry Potter. In a world where real bad shit happens the Monsignor's are discussing fiction...oh wait...the bible...they do that anyway Facepalm

Exorcists warn Vatican

From the article:

Quote:In 2012 it emerged that the diocese of Milan, the biggest in the world, had installed an exorcism hotline to cope with demand. Monsignor Angelo Mascheroni, Milan’s chief exorcist, said that his diocese had doubled the number of exorcists from six to 12 to cope with the 100 per cent rise in the number of requests for help over the last 15 years.

I can only imagine working for an exorcist hotline.

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14-04-2015, 05:52 AM
RE: The Vatican is worried about beautiful Vampires...
Of course they are, Think of the children!!

Those kids have to fear these lifesucking leeches, mindwarping roped men, and phoney spiritualists.... You know, the Vatican members themselves.

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14-04-2015, 06:00 AM
RE: The Vatican is worried about beautiful Vampires...
I can see why the Vatican is against Harry Potter ---

It got kids to read something.....

And kids who read, might start asking questions .............

Can't have that......

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14-04-2015, 06:04 AM
RE: The Vatican is worried about beautiful Vampires...
(14-04-2015 03:49 AM)Eva Wrote:  But what's the Vatican got against Yoga...what the hell as Yoga ever done to them.

It makes people feel good without needing a preist
http://www.catholic.com/magazine/article...-with-yoga

It teaches people to be Hindu
http://www.lighthousetrailsresearch.com/yoga.htm

Anything that exposes you to other cultures and/or makes you feel good is automatically suspect.

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14-04-2015, 06:38 AM
RE: The Vatican is worried about beautiful Vampires...
(14-04-2015 04:28 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(14-04-2015 04:26 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  That's a whole lot of not shutting up you're doing there, EK. Big Grin

It elegantly compliments my not giving a fuck, HoC. Tongue

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14-04-2015, 08:30 AM
RE: The Vatican is worried about beautiful Vampires...
(14-04-2015 03:34 AM)Eva Wrote:  yoga and Harry Potter. In a world where real bad shit happens the Monsignor's are discussing fiction...oh wait...the bible...they do that anyway Facepalm

Exorcists warn Vatican

I especially enjoyed this nugget from the catholics...

Quote:“There are those who try to turn people into vampires and make them drink other people’s blood, or encourage them to have special sexual relations to obtain special powers,” said Professor Giuseppe Ferrari at the meeting in Rome, which heard that the number of such possessions is rising globally.

Of course!!!!
Because we all know it's far better to tell them the wine they're drinking really magically becomes blood and use the position of authority to bugger kids.

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14-04-2015, 11:48 AM
RE: The Vatican is worried about beautiful Vampires...
No problem with pretty vampires for me.

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14-04-2015, 01:44 PM
RE: The Vatican is worried about beautiful Vampires...
^Only, that's not a vampire. Tongue

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