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08-10-2012, 08:30 PM
RE: The Whispering Thread
I celebrated early. I can't take turkey-induced coma twice; the doctors threatened to take me off support if I willfully put myself in harms way again. Big Grin

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09-10-2012, 02:03 AM
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I refrain from drinking too much alcohol before having female companions stay overnight out of fear that I'll wet the bed.

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10-10-2012, 05:15 PM
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(21-10-2011 03:07 PM)kim Wrote:  Sometimes, I feel like I want to ram Atheism down the throats of unsuspecting idiots, as revenge for years of persecution.

I feel the same way but generally only with my family that believes the most outrageous beliefs. I wish I could just stop being so frustrated with them because it is causing family discord. Any suggestions.
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11-10-2012, 08:22 PM (This post was last modified: 11-10-2012 08:35 PM by GirlyMan.)
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Shit my pants today, was only 2 seconds away from the toilet but didn't quite make it. Quite the mess. Really should learn to detach from my work earlier. Thankfully, like Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg, I wear the same garb every day. I live a half mile from my work, I went home, showered quickly and replaced my garb and returned to work. ... I apologize to the fucker who had to clean up my shit in the bathroom, there's some underwear in the trashcan you need to dispose of as well.

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11-10-2012, 11:54 PM
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Someone left a liberal amount of feces on the bathroom floor in the office building where I work as a night-time custodian. I have to admit, I found it quite arousing.

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12-10-2012, 12:57 PM
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(11-10-2012 08:22 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Shit my pants today, was only 2 seconds away from the toilet but didn't quite make it. Quite the mess. Really should learn to detach from my work earlier. Thankfully, like Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg, I wear the same garb every day. I live a half mile from my work, I went home, showered quickly and replaced my garb and returned to work. ... I apologize to the fucker who had to clean up my shit in the bathroom, there's some underwear in the trashcan you need to dispose of as well.

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12-10-2012, 01:30 PM
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(11-10-2012 11:54 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Someone left a liberal amount of feces on the bathroom floor in the office building where I work as a night-time custodian. I have to admit, I found it quite arousing.

I didn't realize you work for the Feds. Did GirlyMan leave you a tip for cleaning up his mess? Hopefully he left you enough to start therapy for being aroused by feces.

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12-10-2012, 02:56 PM
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(12-10-2012 01:30 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(11-10-2012 11:54 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Someone left a liberal amount of feces on the bathroom floor in the office building where I work as a night-time custodian. I have to admit, I found it quite arousing.

I didn't realize you work for the Feds. Did GirlyMan leave you a tip for cleaning up his mess? Hopefully he left you enough to start therapy for being aroused by feces.

The job was the tip. Big Grin

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12-10-2012, 03:35 PM
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I stole Buckys beanie baby

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12-10-2012, 03:50 PM
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(12-10-2012 03:35 PM)TwelfthHunter Wrote:  I stole Buckys beanie baby

Nuh uh. I have 2. They are two McDonlald's unicorn beanie babies. They are on my mom's buffet. They are "looking up", at a tapestry on the wall, (a reproduction of the "Lady and the Unicorn" tapestry from the Met,..the same one in Dumbledore's office in Harry Potter), They look like they're sayin', "hey, I think that guy looks like us".

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