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25-01-2013, 08:18 PM
The bad pickup line thread
Global Warming/Canadian pickup line: "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!"

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25-01-2013, 08:26 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
Man: "Are you an alien?"
Girl: "No, why?"
Man: "Because your ass is out of this world."

Or something like that. Tongue

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25-01-2013, 08:30 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
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25-01-2013, 08:38 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
"Winners like me don't listen to words like 'No!' or 'Stop!' or 'Don't!' "

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25-01-2013, 08:58 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
Are you an angel? because you look like you fell from heaven and landed on your face.
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25-01-2013, 09:17 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
man: ya got any newfie(or irish or german or whatever you happen to be) in ya?
woman: no
man:ya want some?
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25-01-2013, 10:29 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
"Your ass is like an Onion cause it makes me wanna cry" -FAIL!

"If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?" -WIN!
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25-01-2013, 10:56 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
"Do what I say and no one gets hurt"

(this line works better if you are holding a weapon of some sort)

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26-01-2013, 03:40 AM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause your the only 10 I see.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

"Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

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28-01-2013, 04:53 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
"Do you think this towel smells like chloroform?"

A favorite of mine. Cool

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