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The bad pickup line thread
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25-01-2013, 08:18 PM
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The bad pickup line thread
Global Warming/Canadian pickup line: "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!"
For geese's sake, don't smash your screen. xD |
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25-01-2013, 08:26 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
Man: "Are you an alien?"
Girl: "No, why?" Man: "Because your ass is out of this world." Or something like that. 
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25-01-2013, 08:30 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
![[Image: Captain_Hammer__s_Hammer_by_jeffehunter.png]](http://www.deviantart.com/download/98785163/Captain_Hammer__s_Hammer_by_jeffehunter.png)
For geese's sake, don't smash your screen. xD |
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25-01-2013, 08:38 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
"Winners like me don't listen to words like 'No!' or 'Stop!' or 'Don't!' "
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25-01-2013, 08:58 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
Are you an angel? because you look like you fell from heaven and landed on your face.
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25-01-2013, 09:17 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
man: ya got any newfie(or irish or german or whatever you happen to be) in ya?
woman: no man:ya want some? |
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25-01-2013, 10:29 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
"Your ass is like an Onion cause it makes me wanna cry" -FAIL!
"If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?" -WIN! |
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25-01-2013, 10:56 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
"Do what I say and no one gets hurt"
(this line works better if you are holding a weapon of some sort) Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of our own mind. - Emerson |
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26-01-2013, 03:40 AM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause your the only 10 I see.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. "Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby." You've got more curves than a triple integral. ![[Image: 72071_4242417912953_951293458_n.jpg]](https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72071_4242417912953_951293458_n.jpg) "I only quote awesome people." - Dark Light |
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28-01-2013, 04:53 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
"Do you think this towel smells like chloroform?"
A favorite of mine. 
![[Image: IcJnQOT.gif]](http://i.imgur.com/IcJnQOT.gif)
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