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15-07-2015, 09:41 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
I just heard someone yell this at the gas station.

"Can I have some fries with that shake, baby?"

Surprisingly, it didn't work. Rolleyes

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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15-07-2015, 09:43 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
Are you magnetic? 'Cause my hard drive's going crazy.

#sigh
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15-07-2015, 10:01 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
(28-01-2013 09:26 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Girly: "Hi, I'm Bob."
...
Girly: "Okay see you later then."

(28-01-2013 06:05 PM)Anjele Wrote:  A particularly obnoxious guy I knew years ago (was around only because he was part of the group) told me he could make me feel things I had never felt before. To which I responded, "ya mean like I want to puke during sex?"

that's ... just ... not ... right. No Big Grin

A gal I knew back in California, a friend of my son's mom, once got totally drunk and picked up a guy to take to her trust-fund home. She was so lit up that about a few minutes into riding the guy cowgirl, she yakked all over him ... boy was never the same again.
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15-07-2015, 10:03 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
(16-04-2013 12:26 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Wow. So classy these lines.

Any guy who actually uses lines is a loser, because he invariably treats women as actors in a script. True story.
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15-07-2015, 10:52 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
(15-07-2015 10:03 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(16-04-2013 12:26 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Wow. So classy these lines.

Any guy who actually uses lines is a loser, because he invariably treats women as actors in a script. True story.

I disagree. Scripted openers can be very useful because they generate predictable conversation and can help carry the interaction through those awkward first few minutes until you can both relax a little and start actually getting to know each other. Done right it creates a fun experience for both of you. Done wrong (e.g. every line in this thread) you get a drink thrown in your face, a restraining order or worse...

The truth is that we all use scripts all the time. They're social lubricant. Nobody comes up with original conversation all day everyday.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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15-07-2015, 10:58 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
Hey baby, you wanna ride on the back of my hog?
(Works best if you're sitting on a motorcycle when you say it)
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15-07-2015, 11:09 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
(15-07-2015 10:58 PM)pablo Wrote:  Hey baby, you wanna ride on the back of my hog?
(Works best if you're sitting on a motorcycle when you say it)

Would work better if you had an actual pig wit you. Tongue

BTW nice necrothread. Lol
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15-07-2015, 11:13 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
(15-07-2015 11:09 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  
(15-07-2015 10:58 PM)pablo Wrote:  Hey baby, you wanna ride on the back of my hog?
(Works best if you're sitting on a motorcycle when you say it)

Would work better if you had an actual pig wit you. Tongue

BTW nice necrothread. Lol

I didn't dig up this zombie. Big Grin
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15-07-2015, 11:18 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
(15-07-2015 11:13 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(15-07-2015 11:09 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Would work better if you had an actual pig wit you. Tongue

BTW nice necrothread. Lol

I didn't dig up this zombie. Big Grin

Oops...

I meant to post in the pickup line thread Nurse started more recently. I searched for "pickup" in the thread title, saw "The bad pickup line thread" and assumed I got the right one. Blush

But it was worth it to bring these gems back to life. Thumbsup

(26-01-2013 03:40 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause your the only 10 I see.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

"Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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15-07-2015, 11:33 PM (This post was last modified: 15-07-2015 11:38 PM by Thumpalumpacus.)
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