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The bad pickup line thread
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28-01-2013, 06:01 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
"You know honey, for a fat girl, you don't sweat much"
"I'm the kinda man who respects a woman's right to choose.... which hole I put it in first." When she's the one trying to pick me up and I don't want to go with her... "If you were the last woman on Earth, I'd take up young boys" One of my favorite t-shirts says: WARNING: Choking hazard ↓ |
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28-01-2013, 06:05 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
A particularly obnoxious guy I knew years ago (was around only because he was part of the group) told me he could make me feel things I had never felt before. To which I responded, "ya mean like I want to puke during sex?"
A coworker was asked if her boobs were really her's. She told the guy no, she had just borrowed them for the night. Of course alcohol was involved, but there was way more stupid going on in both cases. See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted, and some showed up along the way. - JF |
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28-01-2013, 09:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 28-01-2013 09:29 PM by GirlyMan.)
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
Girly: "Hi, I'm Bob."
... Girly: "Okay see you later then." (28-01-2013 06:05 PM)Anjele Wrote: A particularly obnoxious guy I knew years ago (was around only because he was part of the group) told me he could make me feel things I had never felt before. To which I responded, "ya mean like I want to puke during sex?" that's ... just ... not ... right.  
“Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.” - Marcus Aurelius |
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28-01-2013, 09:38 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
Are you a parking ticket? Cos you got fine written all over you
Are those space pants? Cos your ass is outta this world If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be the McGorgeous 
"If all the world's a stage and all the men and women are the players, then I suppose I am the audience" Shuty, B. (2013) No Hope for Humanity, Lulu Publishing, US |
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28-01-2013, 11:55 PM
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I forget the comedienne's name but her answer to lame pickup lines always makes me laugh.
LAME ASS GUY: Hey baby, what's your sign? HER: STOP SIGN! |
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16-04-2013, 11:56 AM
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Are you a hose? Because you're making me wet.
You have a nice ass, it's a shame that you have to sit on it. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but my dick would fucking destroy you! "You don't disappoint me.... I think your much braver than you may believe." bemore |
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16-04-2013, 12:26 PM
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Wow. So classy these lines.
"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use." Soren Kierkegaard |
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16-04-2013, 12:29 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
Was thinking the same HG.
See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted, and some showed up along the way. - JF |
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16-04-2013, 12:37 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
"Hi, I'm Erxomai."
"All that is necessary for the triumph of Calvinism is that good Atheists do nothing." ~Eric Oh My |
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16-04-2013, 12:44 PM
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RE: The bad pickup line thread
Round two baby!
" I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you." ![[Image: 3d366d5c-72a0-4228-b835-f404c2970188_zps...1381867723]](http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q516/cheapthrillseaker/3d366d5c-72a0-4228-b835-f404c2970188_zpsf31e7a61.jpg?t=1381867723)
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