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28-01-2013, 06:01 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
"You know honey, for a fat girl, you don't sweat much"


"I'm the kinda man who respects a woman's right to choose.... which hole I put it in first."


When she's the one trying to pick me up and I don't want to go with her...

"If you were the last woman on Earth, I'd take up young boys"

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28-01-2013, 06:05 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
A particularly obnoxious guy I knew years ago (was around only because he was part of the group) told me he could make me feel things I had never felt before. To which I responded, "ya mean like I want to puke during sex?"

A coworker was asked if her boobs were really her's. She told the guy no, she had just borrowed them for the night.

Of course alcohol was involved, but there was way more stupid going on in both cases.

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28-01-2013, 09:26 PM (This post was last modified: 28-01-2013 09:29 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: The bad pickup line thread
Girly: "Hi, I'm Bob."
...
Girly: "Okay see you later then."

(28-01-2013 06:05 PM)Anjele Wrote:  A particularly obnoxious guy I knew years ago (was around only because he was part of the group) told me he could make me feel things I had never felt before. To which I responded, "ya mean like I want to puke during sex?"

that's ... just ... not ... right. No Big Grin

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Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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28-01-2013, 09:38 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
Are you a parking ticket? Cos you got fine written all over you

Are those space pants? Cos your ass is outta this world

If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be the McGorgeous

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28-01-2013, 11:55 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
I forget the comedienne's name but her answer to lame pickup lines always makes me laugh.

LAME ASS GUY: Hey baby, what's your sign?

HER: STOP SIGN!
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16-04-2013, 11:56 AM
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Are you a hose? Because you're making me wet.
You have a nice ass, it's a shame that you have to sit on it.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but my dick would fucking destroy you!

"You don't disappoint me.... I think your much braver than you may believe."
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16-04-2013, 12:26 PM
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Wow. So classy these lines.
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16-04-2013, 12:29 PM
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Was thinking the same HG.

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16-04-2013, 12:37 PM
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"Hi, I'm Erxomai."

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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16-04-2013, 12:44 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
Round two baby!

" I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you."

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