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17-07-2015, 01:16 AM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
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17-07-2015, 01:30 AM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
I once told my girlfriend...

"Are you a proton? Because you seem positively charged." and she just gave me a silly look and went, "ugh." I guess it doesn't work that great, but it's good for a bad dad joke type scenario.

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17-07-2015, 10:50 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
Are you a dead baby, because I want to throw you up against the wall!

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17-07-2015, 10:58 PM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex?"

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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26-09-2015, 12:18 AM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
"Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.”
― Groucho Marx

Warning. The poster, Banjo, is currently on an experimental drug known to affect the human brain. Indeed Banjo went insane on this drug. Treat everything I say with a grain of salt. Especially if offended.
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26-09-2015, 12:43 AM
RE: The bad pickup line thread
Hello, Sweetheart, d'you wanna go halves on a bastard?

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