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30-07-2015, 03:52 AM
The devil is truly here!
I can prove that the bible is true.

We all know the devils number is 666.

And in a certain language, 6 = W.

What is internet? WWW (666)!

And internet is the place where everybody can be reached easily, making it the perfect place for the devil to corrupt us.

Just look at this forum which is helping him win, you are all being deceived by the prince of darkness.

Repent now!
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30-07-2015, 05:39 AM
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What language is it where 6=W?

The one you talk to your invisible friend with????

Now come along, it's time for your medication.......

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30-07-2015, 06:05 AM
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(30-07-2015 05:39 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  What language is it where 6=W?

The one you talk to your invisible friend with????

Now come along, it's time for your medication.......

I have taken my pill today, thank you.
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30-07-2015, 06:07 AM
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DId you take the red one or the blue one???

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30-07-2015, 06:29 AM
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It is indeed..

http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...-the-Devil

The anti-christ is supposed to have a world wide reach and have all the answers right? sounds like it.

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30-07-2015, 07:30 AM
RE: The devil is truly here!
Prince of Darkness? Wasn't that Ozzy Osbourne?

"The person who is certain, and who claims divine warrant for his certainty, belongs now to the infancy of our species." - Christopher Hitchens

"Remember kids, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing. Have a great day!" - Ricky Gervais
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30-07-2015, 07:50 AM
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(30-07-2015 07:30 AM)Eva Wrote:  Prince of Darkness? Wasn't that Ozzy Osbourne?

Ozzy has too much hard mileage on him to be still considered a prince......

Maybe a Baron, or Count......

The poor guy has more scars and less brain cells than ME fer crissakes..

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30-07-2015, 07:50 AM
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(30-07-2015 03:52 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  I can prove that the bible is true.

We all know the devils number is 666.

And in a certain language, 6 = W.

What is internet? WWW (666)!

And internet is the place where everybody can be reached easily, making it the perfect place for the devil to corrupt us.

Just look at this forum which is helping him win, you are all being deceived by the prince of darkness.

Repent now!

Dr. Elaine Pagels, Princeton University
"The Origins of Satan"

Read it fool, and begin the long road to your enlightenment.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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30-07-2015, 07:53 AM
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Bucky -- I think the OP was tongue in cheek - although sometimes it's hard to be sure.........

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30-07-2015, 08:43 AM
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(30-07-2015 06:05 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  
(30-07-2015 05:39 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  What language is it where 6=W?

The one you talk to your invisible friend with????

Now come along, it's time for your medication.......

I have taken my pill today, thank you.

Take more
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