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30-07-2015, 08:49 AM
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Damn, them bible authors be smart! Can't believe they predicted the interwebs bein' the devil!!!

I repent in sackcloth and ashes.

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30-07-2015, 09:33 AM
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(30-07-2015 08:49 AM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  Damn, them bible authors be smart! Can't believe they predicted the interwebs bein' the devil!!!

I repent in sackcloth and ashes.

Repent???

I haven't pented ONCE yet.

How can I repent??

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30-07-2015, 12:27 PM
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(30-07-2015 03:52 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  I can prove that the bible is true.

We all know the devils number is 666.

And in a certain language, 6 = W.

What is internet? WWW (666)!

And internet is the place where everybody can be reached easily, making it the perfect place for the devil to corrupt us.

Just look at this forum which is helping him win, you are all being deceived by the prince of darkness.

Repent now!

Well that explains it! Thanks......hahaha!
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30-07-2015, 12:36 PM
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(30-07-2015 03:52 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  I can prove that the bible is true.

We all know the devils number is 666.

And in a certain language, 6 = W.

What is internet? WWW (666)!

And internet is the place where everybody can be reached easily, making it the perfect place for the devil to corrupt us.

Just look at this forum which is helping him win, you are all being deceived by the prince of darkness.

Repent now!

I suggest you get off the web right away


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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30-07-2015, 01:01 PM
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30-07-2015, 04:20 PM
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(30-07-2015 05:39 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  What language is it where 6=W?

The one you talk to your invisible friend with????

Now come along, it's time for your medication.......

W is the 23rd letter; 2 x 3 = 6 Smartass

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30-07-2015, 04:30 PM
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And the devil is you, Typho2k

Deuteronomy 18:10
"Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft".

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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30-07-2015, 06:01 PM
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(30-07-2015 04:20 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(30-07-2015 05:39 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  What language is it where 6=W?

The one you talk to your invisible friend with????

Now come along, it's time for your medication.......

W is the 23rd letter; 2 x 3 = 6 Smartass

Ahhh thank you... I missed the "advanced numerology" lecture.....

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30-07-2015, 06:59 PM
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Life. And only one question to drive it: Why? We look out into space for an answer, but just find spheres orbiting spheres. We look inside ourselves for an answer, but just find spheres orbiting spheres. Coincidence? Think about it. Look at this peanut. Doesn't it look a lot like an 8? And look. Turn it a little, and what do you get? INFINITY.. Infinity.. infinity. Hobo

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30-07-2015, 08:13 PM
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I suspect Mr Peanut is the Messiah......

How else, could you explain Jimmy Carter - a peanut farmer who became President of the United States??????

It's a mystery...............


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