The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
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24-02-2014, 07:44 PM (This post was last modified: 24-02-2014 07:49 PM by Rahn127.)
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
So the ark was also a time machine ?

Seemingly it would make more sense for god to have put all of the people on the ark, except for Noah and then sink the ark.
No magical rain that floods the planet, killing off everything around the world. No having to explain where all that water came from or where it went.
No need to explain how there is no evidence for any sort of world wide flood. Damn, they really should have consulted me before making up this bullshit.
God wasn't pissed off at all the vegetation was he ? It was just those misbehaving adults rights ? God just killed all the kids for the fun of it.

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24-02-2014, 07:49 PM
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
(24-02-2014 06:28 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  Why are they so obsessed over the dinosaurs being on the boat, anyway? It just makes it harder to explain, while claiming they didn't get on for whatever reason doesn't. "They died off beforehand" is much easier than "Well, first, we need to make up a category system, then factor in a few hundred tons more food, then pretend that young tyrannosaurs wouldn't be dangerous at all, and then..." on and on and on.

Is it just so the Creation Museum can feature them in more exhibits?

They can't have the dinos die off beforehand. They would have to explain why and how. PLUS there wouldn't be enough timeline, even for the bizarre horseshit they try to pull with timelines. They have to keep their lies somewhat vaguely plausible, even for the sort of credulous morons they preach to.

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24-02-2014, 07:53 PM
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
How many species died on the ark ?

Answer: none, because it's a fairy tale and in fairy tales you can magically ignore reality.

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24-02-2014, 09:25 PM
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
(24-02-2014 06:46 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  That fiasco seems to be heading down the shitter.

Quote:In a developing story from Kentucky, the Creation Museum is running out of money due to declining attendance, bringing their “Ark Encounter” project to a stand-still because of a lack of funding.

Interestingly, the reason for the slowing traffic seems to be creationism itself, since the main exhibit has literally not changed in 5 years. Most museums’ exhibits change as new discoveries are made, as artifacts travel from other museums to visit, or as adjustments in scientific thinking are made.

Yeah, that's what normally happens when you don't evolve. Yes You go extinct.

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25-02-2014, 03:18 AM
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
They could literally make up animals that they say use to be alive but died on the ark.
Without any evidence or fossil remains, they could do this and people would believe it.

This is how gullible people are.

http://www.everydayhealth.com/senior-hea...enter.aspx

Now, researchers have pinpointed the area of the brain responsible for this gullibility and have theorized why it makes children, teens and seniors less likely to doubt.

The ventromedial area of the prefrontal cortex of the brain — a softball-sized lobe in the front of your head, just above your eyes — appears to be responsible for allowing you to pause after hearing or reading something and consider whether it's true, according to a study published recently in the journal Frontiers in Neuroscience.

"When most adults hear or read something, they believe it at first, and begin to process it," explained study author Erik Asp, a researcher in the department of psychology at the University of Chicago who conducted the study while at the University of Iowa. "And then they start asking questions. But we're all susceptible to believing something initially."

In children, the prefrontal cortex is still developing, not reaching full maturity until the late teens or even early 20s. As you age, the brain area responsible for doubting may begin to deteriorate, gradually reducing your propensity to question. The area is the last thing to develop in the brain and may be the first area to begin to show some decline, Asp explained.

"The decline in function is normal. It can happen at 60, 70 or 90," Asp said. "But we found that people with prefrontal cortex damage tend to be less likely to question, more prone to believing conspiracy theories and overall have less nuanced thinking."

Asp said it's important to know that signs of gullibility in teens and seniors are biologically based, and not the result of sloppy thinking. "They aren't someone's fault. Knowing it's a natural process may help people anticipate the problem and deal with it effectively,"

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25-02-2014, 03:23 AM
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
Flood happen how many years ago according to the text?
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25-02-2014, 09:51 AM
The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
Dates don't matter to those who "know the truth," blind speculation based on the assumption the ark story is true is all they need:

http://www.christianforumsite.com/index....Ark.37183/

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25-02-2014, 09:59 AM
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
Noah used Pokeballs...BAM, done...next question... Einstein

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25-02-2014, 10:39 AM
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
Well if it did happen 10000 years ago then continents already split by then so I wonder how species swim from one continent to another.
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26-02-2014, 08:37 AM
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
(25-02-2014 10:39 AM)donotwant Wrote:  Well if it did happen 10000 years ago then continents already split by then so I wonder how species swim from one continent to another.

The kangaroos carried the koalas on their backs, obviously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFWNSeHDN2M

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