The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
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26-02-2014, 09:11 AM
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
(26-02-2014 08:37 AM)jockmcdock Wrote:  
(25-02-2014 10:39 AM)donotwant Wrote:  Well if it did happen 10000 years ago then continents already split by then so I wonder how species swim from one continent to another.

The kangaroos carried the koalas on their backs, obviously.

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Of course not.

They'd use their pouches.

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26-02-2014, 09:16 AM
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
You know it's funny that horses for instance exist on both continents before columbus.
So either god murdered all animals and they swim over the ocean later.
Or god divided continents after the flood. But why would he divide continents if it would make it harder to spread christianity later on?
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26-02-2014, 10:13 AM
RE: The hilarious "Dinosaurs on the Ark" conjecture from AiG
(26-02-2014 09:16 AM)donotwant Wrote:  You know it's funny that horses for instance exist on both continents before columbus.
So either god murdered all animals and they swim over the ocean later.
Or god divided continents after the flood. But why would he divide continents if it would make it harder to spread christianity later on?
Another prank.

It's a divine challenge. Our world is actually expert level, so the land is separated by oceans and people speak a thousand different languages. Also there are mini games known as "temptations," mini bosses known as "trials and tribulations" and at the end of the game it's the actual apocalypse, which will of course come "like a thief in the night" and if you win you get the cool thief outfit for your avatar.

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