The increasing number of religious chainmails on fb is pissing me off.
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09-10-2011, 01:00 AM
The increasing number of religious chainmails on fb is pissing me off.
CHURCH is my COLLEGE
HEAVEN is my UNIVERSITY
JESUS is my PRINCIPAL
THE HOLY SPIRIT is my TEACHER
ANGELS are my CLASS MATES
THE BIBLE is my STUDY BOOK
TRIAL & TEMPTATION are my EXAMS
WINNING SOULS are my ASSIGNMENTS
PRAYER is my ATTENDANCE
CROWN OF LIFE is my DEGREE and
PRAISE & WORSHIP is my MOTTO.

*Enroll today there is room for all and tuition is FREE. REPOST IF U R PROUD TO BE A CHRISTIAN :"> JESUS RULES.

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Example #1 =_="

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09-10-2011, 08:06 AM
RE: The increasing number of religious chainmails on fb is pissing me off.
Unfortunately I see this a lot with my sons young friends. I wouldn't mind it if I felt they were putting any thought into what they were writing but they're just reposting what somebody else is telling them to think. Kind of scary actually
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09-10-2011, 01:57 PM
RE: The increasing number of religious chainmails on fb is pissing me off.
Happy not to be using facebook

Atheism is a religion like OFF is a TV channel !!!

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10-10-2011, 12:39 AM
RE: The increasing number of religious chainmails on fb is pissing me off.
Along with all the other spam (body by vi, anyone?), it's getting mire unappealing by the minute. I wish I didn't use FB for business or it'd be gone!

Some of my friends I didn't know are that religious, but FB was like a peak in their head and I find myself not so interested in their opinions on some things anymore. Confused
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11-10-2011, 01:09 AM
RE: The increasing number of religious chainmails on fb is pissing me off.
I'd do well at that university. I kick ass at temptation. I give into it every chance I get.

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11-10-2011, 10:46 PM
RE: The increasing number of religious chainmails on fb is pissing me off.
Are you getting these from specific people on fb? If you are, you can always hide their posts! Good grief that is reeediculous by the way.

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12-10-2011, 12:56 AM
RE: The increasing number of religious chainmails on fb is pissing me off.
OK, here is the reply to this stupid letter:

ECONOMICS AND TOURISM is my COLLEGE
PHD IN ECONOMICS is my UNIVERSITY
DR. SCI. XXYY is my PRINCIPAL
PROF. XXYYZZ is my TEACHER
BUNCH OF GUYS AND GIRLS are my CLASS MATES
BIG BOOK OF ECONOMY is my STUDY BOOK
EXAMS are my EXAMS
STUDYING IS my ASSIGNMENT
ATTENDING THE CLASS is my ATTENDANCE
DIPLOMA is my DEGREE and
PEACE, LOVE AND EMPATHY is my MOTTO.

*Enroll today there is room for all and tuition is FREE. REPOST IF U R PROUD TO BE A COLLEGE STUDENT :"> LEARNING RULES.

Everyone can change this, depended on the college or university they are attending. I think it is a cool reply for these assholios.

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12-10-2011, 09:00 AM
RE: The increasing number of religious chainmails on fb is pissing me off.
A CHAT WITH JESUS CHRIST...

Jesus: Hello. Did you call me?

Man: Called you? No. Who is this?

Jesus: This is Jesus. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.

Man: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something.

Jesus: What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.

Man: Don’t know. But I can’t find free time. Life has become hectic. It’s rush hour all the time.

Jesus: Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.

Man: I understand. But I still can’t figure out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.

Jesus: Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by giving you some clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.

Man: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?

Jesus: Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.

Man: why are we then constantly unhappy?

Jesus: Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. You are worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit. That’s why you are not happy.

Man: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?

Jesus: Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.

Man: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty.

Jesus: Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.

Man: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?

Jesus: Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don’t suffer. With that experience their life become better not bitter.

Man: You mean to say such experience is useful?

Jesus: Yes. In every term, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.

Man: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why can’t we be free from problems?

Jesus: Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons (to) Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and endurance, not when you are free from problems.

Man: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don’t know where we are heading.

Jesus: If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides insight.

Man: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in the right direction. What should I do?

Jesus: Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than knowing you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others work with the clock.

Man: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?

Jesus: Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.

Man: What surprises you about people?

Jesus: When they suffer they ask, “why me? When they prosper, they never ask “Why me” Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few want to be on the side of the truth.

Man: Sometimes I ask, who I am, why am I here. I can’t get the answer.

Jesus: Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of creation.

Man: How can I get the best out of life?

Jesus: Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.

Man: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.

Jesus: There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.

Man: Thank you for this wonderful chat. I am so happy to start the day with a new sense of inspiration.

Jesus: Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don’t believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to resolve. Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.

Man: Thank you so much.

Jesus: You are always welcome. Have a good day my friend.
" Always remember, God's Word is the Word for YOU ".

New and LONG one

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12-10-2011, 11:07 AM
RE: The increasing number of religious chainmails on fb is pissing me off.
I don`t get it. Who`s Jesus?

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12-10-2011, 02:38 PM
RE: The increasing number of religious chainmails on fb is pissing me off.
(12-10-2011 11:07 AM)lucradis Wrote:  I don`t get it. Who`s Jesus?

Ha ha.

Have you seen the cartoon picture of Jesus with a person on a bench, and the caption reads "No, I'm not talking about twitter. I literally want you to follow me. " ?

Both theist and atheist FBers are posting it and laughing. Lolz.
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