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16-04-2017, 08:15 AM
The last temptation of crust
Just a crucified rabbit made out of toast outside Tooting Broadway station

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"‘Hot cross bunny’. ‘The Holy Toast’.

That’s the puns out of the way.

Is there a more fitting way to celebrate Easter than to fashion a crucified rabbit entirely out of toast and leave it outside Tooting Broadway station the day before it begins?

That’s what someone has done.

We don’t know who this mystery bunny-builder is, and we don’t why they did it.

All we know is that (1) its creator has some undeniable skill with bread and cocktail sticks and (2) had the setting on their toaster turned up too high.

Believe it or not, this isn't the first time toast sculptures have been spotted around London. In April last year, an impressively detailed model of the Taj Mahal — made entirely out of toast — was found in Peckham."

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
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16-04-2017, 08:23 AM
RE: The last temptation of crust
lol!

He has risen (literally)

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16-04-2017, 08:25 AM
RE: The last temptation of crust
(16-04-2017 08:23 AM)ShadowProject Wrote:  lol!

He has risen (literally)

Out of the toaster... and into the fire(s of hell) Rolleyes

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16-04-2017, 08:30 AM
RE: The last temptation of crust
The darndest things show up in Google images when you do a search on them:

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Cheezus!

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16-04-2017, 08:40 AM
RE: The last temptation of crust
Here's the Taj Mahal


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16-04-2017, 08:54 AM
RE: The last temptation of crust
(16-04-2017 08:40 AM)Dom Wrote:  Here's the Taj Mahal


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That's not just toast - that's naan!

That means it's authentically ethnic. Shy

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16-04-2017, 01:52 PM
RE: The last temptation of crust
(16-04-2017 08:15 AM)Vera Wrote:  Just a crucified rabbit made out of toast outside Tooting Broadway station

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"‘Hot cross bunny’. ‘The Holy Toast’.

That’s the puns out of the way.

Is there a more fitting way to celebrate Easter than to fashion a crucified rabbit entirely out of toast and leave it outside Tooting Broadway station the day before it begins?

That’s what someone has done.

We don’t know who this mystery bunny-builder is, and we don’t why they did it.

All we know is that (1) its creator has some undeniable skill with bread and cocktail sticks and (2) had the setting on their toaster turned up too high.

Believe it or not, this isn't the first time toast sculptures have been spotted around London. In April last year, an impressively detailed model of the Taj Mahal — made entirely out of toast — was found in Peckham."

Poor bunny!

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16-04-2017, 04:39 PM
RE: The last temptation of crust
(16-04-2017 01:52 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  
(16-04-2017 08:15 AM)Vera Wrote:  Just a crucified rabbit made out of toast outside Tooting Broadway station

[Image: CeTG95wWQAAFmCO.jpg]

"‘Hot cross bunny’. ‘The Holy Toast’.

That’s the puns out of the way.

Is there a more fitting way to celebrate Easter than to fashion a crucified rabbit entirely out of toast and leave it outside Tooting Broadway station the day before it begins?

That’s what someone has done.

We don’t know who this mystery bunny-builder is, and we don’t why they did it.

All we know is that (1) its creator has some undeniable skill with bread and cocktail sticks and (2) had the setting on their toaster turned up too high.

Believe it or not, this isn't the first time toast sculptures have been spotted around London. In April last year, an impressively detailed model of the Taj Mahal — made entirely out of toast — was found in Peckham."

Poor bunny!
He burned for our fun Rolleyes

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