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03-09-2017, 01:42 PM
RE: The little cleaning bunnies
Um.... Can I have some cleaning bunnies? I'd like a clean house full of fluffy fun!

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03-09-2017, 02:02 PM
RE: The little cleaning bunnies
(03-09-2017 10:28 AM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  I LOVE it! Suggestion---please find a way to do something clever with the words "dust bunnies."

Hahaha. That was my first thought too! Dust bunnies. The bunnies could wear dusters! Originally dusters were a sort of coat men wore when they rode horses and it protected their clothing from all the dirt. Women started using them in the open motorcars and later when they dusted the house. Here's a duster.

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Here's a western type of duster.

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Bunnies in dusters. Kinda fun.

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03-09-2017, 03:22 PM
RE: The little cleaning bunnies
I like the five families thing too. Perhaps one could be the branch of the family that nobody wants to talk about...because (shhhh) they are Playboy bunnies.

And of course it goes without saying that you're no bunny till some bunny loves you.

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03-09-2017, 04:33 PM
RE: The little cleaning bunnies
Watership Disinfectant....

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03-09-2017, 04:50 PM (This post was last modified: 03-09-2017 08:06 PM by outtathereligioncloset.)
RE: The little cleaning bunnies
(03-09-2017 04:33 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Watership Disinfectant....

Huhhhh?

And dammit, now I've got this song/ear worm stuck in my head:

Little bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head!
Down came the good fairy
And the good fairy said:
"Little bunny Foo Foo, I don't wanna see you
Scooping up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head!

I haven't thought about that song in a while lotta years!

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04-09-2017, 06:43 AM
RE: The little cleaning bunnies
(03-09-2017 04:50 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  
(03-09-2017 04:33 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Watership Disinfectant....

Huhhhh?

And dammit, now I've got this song/ear worm stuck in my head:

Little bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head!
Down came the good fairy
And the good fairy said:
"Little bunny Foo Foo, I don't wanna see you
Scooping up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head!

I haven't thought about that song in a while lotta years!

Google " Watership Down".

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04-09-2017, 07:55 AM
RE: The little cleaning bunnies
(03-09-2017 09:10 AM)Walluin Wrote:  A short story I'm thinking of writing.

It's about this little warren of bunny rabbits that are the cleaning bunnies. Every night at 12 oclock Mr. and Mrs Bunny have to go out to do their job, that of cleaning the dirty houses/apartment etc.. of their neighbourhood. They let themselves magically in and wash up all the dishes and tidy up the living rooms and pick up all the clothes and put them in the clothes baskets and then they go back home to their little warren of baby bunny rabbits, to sleep.
Anyway I'm still thinking about it.
Maybe they'll go to Mrs Stuarts house one day to find that her partner Steve is no longer sleeping on the couch surrounded by beer bottles and she has a black eye, she must have had a bad fall. And then maybe later they might be cleaning the Hurleys house when Peter comes out of the bedroom to use the toilet and sees them and they all freeze, and when Peter tries to tell his wife about them in the morning she slaps his face and calls him a good for nothing so and so.
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The little cleaning bunnies

That's.......pretty dark.

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04-09-2017, 11:24 AM
RE: The little cleaning bunnies
And they need background music that they clean by too. May I suggest "Another One Bites the Dust" and "Dust in the Wind?"

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