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22-06-2014, 04:12 PM (This post was last modified: 23-06-2014 12:53 AM by Vosur.)
RE: The moderator power abuse thread
Could one of the mods OTHER THAN Vosur please vandalize my post?

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22-06-2014, 04:46 PM (This post was last modified: 23-06-2014 12:53 AM by Vosur.)
RE: The moderator power abuse thread
Vosur wouldn't *dare* mess with my posts. Angel

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22-06-2014, 04:53 PM (This post was last modified: 20-08-2014 06:58 PM by Tartarus Sauce.)
RE: The moderator power abuse thread
I'm a walnut.

Crack me open.
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23-06-2014, 09:38 AM (This post was last modified: 21-08-2014 07:24 AM by Tartarus Sauce.)
RE: The moderator power abuse thread
(22-06-2014 03:56 PM)kim Wrote:  I still really don't quite understand what goes on in this thread.

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20-08-2014, 05:59 PM (This post was last modified: 20-08-2014 06:33 PM by Ferdinand.)
RE: The moderator power abuse thread
Opening this thread back up so I can get some dick in me.

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20-08-2014, 06:00 PM (This post was last modified: 20-08-2014 06:21 PM by Dom.)
RE: The moderator power abuse thread
Laugh out load I've been waiting for you to dick me Smile

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23-08-2014, 09:05 PM (This post was last modified: 24-08-2014 08:50 AM by Tartarus Sauce.)
RE: The moderator power abuse thread
I
O wild West Wind, thou breath of Autumn's being,
Thou, from whose unseen presence the leaves dead
Are driven, like ghosts from an enchanter fleeing,

Yellow, and black, and pale, and hectic red,
Pestilence-stricken multitudes: O thou,
Who chariotest to their dark wintry bed

The wingèd seeds, where they lie cold and low,
Each like a corpse within its grave,until
Thine azure sister of the Spring shall blow

Her clarion o'er the dreaming earth, and fill
(Driving sweet buds like flocks to feed in air)
With living hues and odours plain and hill:

Wild Spirit, which art moving everywhere;
Destroyer and Preserver; hear, O hear!

II
Thou on whose stream, 'mid the steep sky's commotion,
Loose clouds like Earth's decaying leaves are shed,
Shook from the tangled boughs of Heaven and Ocean,

Angels of rain and lightning: there are spread
On the blue surface of thine airy surge,
Like the bright hair uplifted from the head

Of some fierce Maenad, even from the dim verge
Of the horizon to the zenith's height,
The locks of the approaching storm. Thou dirge

Of the dying year, to which this closing night
Will be the dome of a vast sepulchre
Vaulted with all thy congregated might

Of vapours, from whose solid atmosphere
Black rain, and fire, and hail will burst: O hear!

III
Thou who didst waken from his summer dreams
The blue Mediterranean, where he lay,
Lulled by the coil of his crystalline streams,

Beside a pumice isle in Baiae's bay,
And saw in sleep old palaces and towers
Quivering within the wave's intenser day,

All overgrown with azure moss and flowers
So sweet, the sense faints picturing them! Thou
For whose path the Atlantic's level powers

Cleave themselves into chasms, while far below
The sea-blooms and the oozy woods which wear
The sapless foliage of the ocean, know

Thy voice, and suddenly grow grey with fear,
And tremble and despoil themselves: O hear!

IV
If I were a dead leaf thou mightest bear;
If I were a swift cloud to fly with thee;
A wave to pant beneath thy power, and share

The impulse of thy strength, only less free
Than thou, O Uncontrollable! If even
I were as in my boyhood, and could be

The comrade of thy wanderings over Heaven,
As then, when to outstrip thy skiey speed
Scarce seemed a vision; I would ne'er have striven

As thus with thee in prayer in my sore need.
Oh! lift me as a wave, a leaf, a cloud!
I fall upon the thorns of life! I bleed!

A heavy weight of hours has chained and bowed
One too like thee: tameless, and swift, and proud.

V
Make me thy lyre, even as the forest is:
What if my leaves are falling like its own!
The tumult of thy mighty harmonies

Will take from both a deep, autumnal tone,
Sweet though in sadness. Be thou, Spirit fierce,
My spirit! Be thou me, impetuous one!

Drive my dead thoughts over the universe
Like withered leaves to quicken a new birth!
And, by the incantation of this verse,

Scatter, as from an unextinguished hearth
Ashes and sparks, my words among mankind!
Be through my lips to unawakened Earth

The trumpet of a prophecy! O Wind,
If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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12-10-2014, 11:51 AM (This post was last modified: 12-10-2014 01:26 PM by Vosur.)
RE: The moderator power abuse thread
I like to wear diapers and pretend that I'm a big baby.

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12-10-2014, 12:15 PM (This post was last modified: 12-10-2014 12:19 PM by Tartarus Sauce.)
RE: The moderator power abuse thread
(12-10-2014 11:51 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Give Tartarus some love, people.

I give my life to thee, as a humble, unworthy servant of the glorious Bub. May your wisdom guide us through the darkest of hours and your strength slay all those who oppose your righteous rule.

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12-10-2014, 12:28 PM (This post was last modified: 12-10-2014 12:53 PM by Tartarus Sauce.)
RE: The moderator power abuse thread
I don't actually know Greek, I just convincingly fake it.

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