The moon does not exist.
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26-07-2014, 08:26 PM
RE: The moon does not exist.
I know it's quickly becoming a bit of a clichéd joke around here but...

I REALLY don't want to live on this planet anymore... I don't feel safe here.

I would be quite happy all alone on a Lunar base... Just make sure I'm stocked up with my guitar, music collection, plenty of beer, weed and porn, and I'm fuckin' sorted lads.

Lemme know when everything's well and truly fucked up back on Earth... Until then, leave a message after the beep.

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26-07-2014, 08:35 PM
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Quote:Lemme know when everything's well and truly fucked up back on Earth...


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26-07-2014, 08:43 PM
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(26-07-2014 08:35 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  
Quote:Lemme know when everything's well and truly fucked up back on Earth...


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Hmm... Getting there.

But, I'm still waiting for the Holy Nuclear Armageddon brought about by some fuckwit who thinks everything's 6000 years old, and built with us in mind.

It's coming... I can feel it in my balls.

One of these days one of said fuckwits will have his finger on the nuclear trigger... I make it my goal to not be on this planet when that day comes.

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26-07-2014, 08:55 PM
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Facepalm

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26-07-2014, 09:02 PM
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The stars are fallen angels? This woman is fucking WHACKED.

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26-07-2014, 09:07 PM
RE: The moon does not exist.
(26-07-2014 09:02 PM)miranda_face Wrote:  The stars are fallen angels? This woman is fucking WHACKED.

That do not move and defy physics too!

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26-07-2014, 09:18 PM
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I have connections to some very good weed, so as a man that has traveled to space several times I can confirm that there is indeed no moon, infact the light that you see in the sky and call the moon is actually me having my own little laser light show in space with lots of drugs, and no, you are not invited!
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26-07-2014, 09:45 PM
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This woman will eventually be locked up when she believes that everything around her is a lie. She'll stop eating and drinking because those are the devils poison. She'll stop wearing clothes and then see that her own bible has been replaced by Satan because all it contains is lies.

She'll invent her own god because the one she use to believe in was just a word.

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26-07-2014, 10:00 PM
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(26-07-2014 09:02 PM)miranda_face Wrote:  The stars are fallen angels? This woman is fucking WHACKED.

... so fallen angels have spectrographic absorption lines (accounting for redshift/blueshift) corresponding to big balls of hydrogen and helium with trace other elements consistent with heavier elements?
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26-07-2014, 10:28 PM
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(26-07-2014 08:21 PM)Anjele Wrote:  That Satan sure is a sneaky bastard.

He certainly is. What I want to know: why is he always in my cereal? Always... Sadcryface

don't ask, I don't understand it either

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