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27-04-2013, 12:40 PM
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...........In the animal kingdom, you pervert! (What? Did you think this was a porn thread?)

One of the most bizarre and beautiful ways animals copulate comes from one of the world's most disgusting creatures.

This is how slugs do it.




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27-04-2013, 12:48 PM
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Oh my god! This is by far one of the most disturbing and strangely fascinating things I've seen in a while...

And I thought the things animals (and people Rolleyes ) did in order to attract a mate were bizarre...

(I also think it might give me nightmares, too...)

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27-04-2013, 01:11 PM
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Strangely beautiful, actually. Especially the intertwined descent down the mucus pole thing. .....but that slime noise, you 2, damn! You couldn't put on some music in the background Tongue

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27-04-2013, 01:17 PM
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Ah yes - slugfest. I used to send my photos into a science magazine for publication. There used to be quite a market for them among science types - now, all overshadowed by video and the internet.

It really is something to see in person - oddly erotic, in fact.

Just thinking about it ... kind of ... oh .... later.. Blush

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27-04-2013, 03:13 PM
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(27-04-2013 12:48 PM)Vera Wrote:  Oh my god! This is by far one of the most disturbing and strangely fascinating things I've seen in a while...

And I thought the things animals (and people Rolleyes ) did in order to attract a mate were bizarre...

(I also think it might give me nightmares, too...)

Well THIS I gotta see! Big Grin

But I'm practicing math equations atm so it'll have to wait.

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27-04-2013, 03:18 PM
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(27-04-2013 03:13 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Well THIS I gotta see! Big Grin

But I'm practicing math equations atm so it'll have to wait.

Trust me, it's everything you could hope for. And more.

Here be a sneak peek Tongue

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27-04-2013, 03:47 PM
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(27-04-2013 03:18 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(27-04-2013 03:13 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Well THIS I gotta see! Big Grin

But I'm practicing math equations atm so it'll have to wait.

Trust me, it's everything you could hope for. And more.

Here be a sneak peek Tongue

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It was your reaction more than anything that promted me to watch it. Big Grin

I must say, the musical accompaniment was superb! I wonder if it was just stock music or did the producers ask the composer "I am looking for a music score for two slugs mating".

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27-04-2013, 04:03 PM
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(27-04-2013 03:47 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  It was your reaction more than anything that promted me to watch it. Big Grin

I must say, the musical accompaniment was superb! I wonder if it was just stock music or did the producers ask the composer "I am looking for a music score for two slugs mating".
You should have seen my face while I was watching it... it almost hurt Blink

Music should have been louder - 'cause the sounds they were making was just... oh well, I'll be going to bed relatively soon, I'd better expunge it from my head. If someone's gonna be having sex in my dreams, it sure as hell shouldn't be slugs Dodgy

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27-04-2013, 04:16 PM (This post was last modified: 27-04-2013 04:24 PM by Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver.)
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Another contender for fascinating sexy time is the much more likeable duck.

It has a 9-inch long, corkscrew-shaped penis.

I'm not kidding. The Aflac duck packs a 9 inch love muscle........and says "AFLAC!" when he comes...........

OK I made up that last part.

Apparently male ducks have poor dating manners, mainly their foul (er. fowl) disposition and tendency to rape their mates. To combat this, female ducks have evolved a maze like vagina that deters against unwanted penetration. To combat this, the male's penis has evolved to engorge in such a manner that it can ferret it's way through the maze like vagina and impregnate the female.




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27-04-2013, 04:24 PM
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We did notice that this Slug sex was accomplished with 2 penises and that both were impregnated, right?
Slugs are hermaphrodite... I think we call it transgender these days. Pretty efficient, if you ask me. Shy

AND... if you tell one to go fuck themselves, you can be sure a Slug can do it. Thumbsup

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