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04-05-2013, 03:51 PM
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(04-05-2013 03:44 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  How about the Deep Sea Angler Fish? A co-dependant relationship if I ever saw one.




Sweet mother of god! I swear at 1:25 there is a man inside the mouth of that fish. I'm not kidding, you can see him! Blink

As for the "couple", all I have to say is: and people wonder why I'm single. Clingy little things, men Dodgy

And the flatworms weren't much better, either...

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04-05-2013, 04:18 PM
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(04-05-2013 03:13 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  The next critter on the list is a flatworm, which fights other flatworms using its penis. The ritual is sometimes referred to as penis fencing.





Like slugs, flatworms are hermaphrodites, meaning that they have both male and female sex organs. When a pair square off to mate, they engage in a duel where they each flatworm attempts to stab the other one with their penises (flatworms have at least two peckers). The winner gets off scott free. The loser is inseminated and is stuck with the responsibility of parenting the offspring

...and the sperm is transferred via dermal absorption. Shocking That's one hell of a party trick. Time to break out the full-body condoms.

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04-05-2013, 05:03 PM (This post was last modified: 05-05-2013 09:35 PM by Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver.)
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Like humans, pandas enjoy porn to get them in the mood





For a while, zookeepers had trouble getting pandas raised in captivity to breed. In fact, male and female pandas showed little interest in sex - that is until someone at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding and Research Base in Sichuan Province, China, had the bright idea of showing them panda porn!

Now, when pandas reach adulthood, zookeepers there show them steamy videos of panda sex as part of their initiation rites.

I imagine titles like 'Barely Legal Backdoor Bamboo Sluts of Jiangxi Province, Vol. 16' are pretty popular with our furry Chinese friends.

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08-05-2013, 10:08 AM
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In order to get busy, this Lyrebird gets busy imitating the sounds around it to attract a mate. Including construction tools.





Now if only one could get it to learn cheesy pickup lines. Big Grin

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08-05-2013, 10:33 AM
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(08-05-2013 10:08 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  In order to get busy, this Lyrebird gets busy imitating the sounds around it to attract a mate. Including construction tools.





Now if only one could get it to learn cheesy pickup lines. Big Grin

Must be the evolutionary ancestor of this guy.




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08-05-2013, 11:02 AM
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I must say Carlo, I was a bit wary of this thread in the beginning but ... damn, this really is some amazing information. Thumbsup

Jokes notwithstanding, just getting the activity of procreation to happen at all is very much a ponder of it's own and I commend Carlo and the contributors to this thread for sticking to scientific observation and giving us a fun, fascinating, and often freaky glimpse of reality.

Life is indeed, a fucking weird-ass crap shoot and if you don't even try to enjoy it, you might end up misunderstanding it and possibly hating it... but you certainly can't deny it. I think that's what some theists try to do and they completely miss the point of evolution. Their loss; fuck 'em.

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08-05-2013, 11:57 AM
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Quote:Life is indeed, a fucking weird-ass crap shoot

And a crap shoot of weird ass fucking, too! Stay tuned. I have a lot more weird and wonderful creatures whose bedroom antics I'll be posting shortly.

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08-05-2013, 06:53 PM
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So what makes the Argonaut Octopus amazing? A detachable penis, that's what!

This type of octopus has very pronounced sexual dimorphism. This means that the male and the female of the species look very different. Think, for example, how male and female peacocks look very different. In the Argonaut's case, the male rarely grows to be larger than 2cm, while the female can be 5 times larger at 10cm. In fact, the dimorphism is so pronounced, that the female Argonauts were known since ancient times, while males were only described in the late 19th century.

Perhaps a more curious fact about this animal is that the males have a special arm called the hectocotylus, which they use to transfer sperm to the female. What they do is that the male's arm is inserted into the female, and then it's detached from the male!

The female literally cuts off the penis of the male when they mate. Until the males were discovered in the species, people thought that the hectocotylus was a parasitic worm!

I wonder if these octopi like the band King Missile.




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09-05-2013, 05:53 AM
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(04-04-2013 04:22 AM)Vera Wrote:  Female octopuses stretch further.
"While the octopuses preferred to use their longest arm to reach for the food, the sex divide in stretching ability was greatest when males used an adapted arm called the "hectoctylus".
Males use this specialised limb during mating to insert sperm into the female.
She added that previous studies have observed male octopuses holding their hectocotyli close to the body when foraging in the wild."


Men, so attached to their "hectocotyli", as usual. Laughat

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09-05-2013, 06:37 AM
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I always knew we were "sex machines"

"Perhaps the biggest difference between the male and female brain is that men have a sexual pursuit area that is 2.5 times larger than the one in the female brain. Not only that, but beginning in their teens, they produce 20 to 25-fold more testosterone than they did during pre-adolescence.

If testosterone were beer, a 9-year-old boy would be getting the equivalent of a cup a day. But a 15-year-old would be getting the equivalent of nearly two gallons a day. This fuels their sexual engines and makes it impossible for them to stop thinking about female body parts and sex."


http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/03/23/br...index.html

Just the mention of beer turns me on...and to see somethin' nekid!
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