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29-07-2013, 09:59 AM
RE: The most dangerous superstition.
(29-07-2013 09:33 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Because cock fighting with Pokemon is fine just don't kick em Hobo

Finally, someone finally made a cock joke in an I and I thread.
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29-07-2013, 10:16 AM
RE: The most dangerous superstition.
(29-07-2013 09:59 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(29-07-2013 09:33 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Because cock fighting with Pokemon is fine just don't kick em Hobo

Finally, someone finally made a cock joke in an I and I thread.

Don't know if it's sarcasm or if you got the memory of a goldfish.

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29-07-2013, 12:34 PM
RE: The most dangerous superstition.
(29-07-2013 09:59 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(29-07-2013 09:33 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Because cock fighting with Pokemon is fine just don't kick em Hobo

Finally, someone finally made a cock joke in an I and I thread.

Cockspiracies... XD

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29-07-2013, 02:28 PM
RE: The most dangerous superstition.
(29-07-2013 12:34 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  
(29-07-2013 09:59 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Finally, someone finally made a cock joke in an I and I thread.

Cockspiracies... XD

It's all about the secret hidden cock powers



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30-07-2013, 05:33 AM
RE: The most dangerous superstition.
(29-07-2013 09:59 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(29-07-2013 09:33 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Because cock fighting with Pokemon is fine just don't kick em Hobo

Finally, someone finally made a cock joke in an I and I thread.

If you think a thread needs more cowbell, err I mean cock, all you need to do is ask.

Have some cock Ferdinand.
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Actually, that is one beautiful cock.
When I was a wee boy (teenager) living with my parents like some common lowborn we use to have cocks. I had one that would just rock up to the house and have a stroll inside (much to my mothers disgust and my delight). Anyway, it eventually got so friendly it would walk up to be and let me pick it up. So I'd just be casually sitting in the living room, cock in hand, stroking away watching some TV. Naturally my mother, who didn't see the cock slip past her, would then come casually strolling in to the living room and see me and my cock sitting there.
To say she was not happy would be an understatement.
Anyway, my father would always side with my mother at first, "the living room is not the place for a cock" he said (tell that to my sister and her boyfriend...Dodgy but that's a story for another time(never)). Eventually however he grew quite fond of my cock. One time I was sitting on the couch next to him, naturally the cock comes out of it's house to be petted and stroked, and instead of telling me to take it outside he reached over and had a stroke. He was hooked.

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30-07-2013, 08:10 AM
RE: The most dangerous superstition.
(30-07-2013 05:33 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Actually, that is one beautiful cock.
When I was a wee boy (teenager) living with my parents like some common lowborn we use to have cocks. I had one that would just rock up to the house and have a stroll inside (much to my mothers disgust and my delight). Anyway, it eventually got so friendly it would walk up to be and let me pick it up. So I'd just be casually sitting in the living room, cock in hand, stroking away watching some TV. Naturally my mother, who didn't see the cock slip past her, would then come casually strolling in to the living room and see me and my cock sitting there.
To say she was not happy would be an understatement.
Anyway, my father would always side with my mother at first, "the living room is not the place for a cock" he said (tell that to my sister and her boyfriend...Dodgy but that's a story for another time(never)). Eventually however he grew quite fond of my cock. One time I was sitting on the couch next to him, naturally the cock comes out of it's house to be petted and stroked, and instead of telling me to take it outside he reached over and had a stroke. He was hooked.

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30-07-2013, 08:25 AM
RE: The most dangerous superstition.
(30-07-2013 05:33 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Anyway, my father would always side with my mother at first, "the living room is not the place for a cock" he said (tell that to my sister and her boyfriend...Dodgy but that's a story for another time(never))...

Did he bring a cock, too?

Illicit cockfights? In your own living room?

Is that what happened, earmuffs?

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03-08-2013, 03:07 AM
RE: The most dangerous superstition.
(30-07-2013 08:25 AM)cjlr Wrote:  
(30-07-2013 05:33 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Anyway, my father would always side with my mother at first, "the living room is not the place for a cock" he said (tell that to my sister and her boyfriend...Dodgy but that's a story for another time(never))...

Did he bring a cock, too?

Illicit cockfights? In your own living room?

Is that what happened, earmuffs?

No he didn't need too.
I let him stroke my cock.

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03-08-2013, 09:38 AM
RE: The most dangerous superstition.
(03-08-2013 03:07 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  No he didn't need too.
I let him stroke my cock.

Ohmy

Confused

Unsure

No
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03-08-2013, 10:56 AM (This post was last modified: 03-08-2013 11:00 AM by earmuffs.)
RE: The most dangerous superstition.
(03-08-2013 09:38 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(03-08-2013 03:07 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  No he didn't need too.
I let him stroke my cock.

Ohmy

Confused

Unsure

No

What?
Don't worry Ferdy, I'd let you stroke my cock too...


(I suspect the innuendo is getting out of hand.. Tongue)

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