The mystery of the half full can of beer.
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16-12-2013, 03:08 AM
The mystery of the half full can of beer.
So I reach into my case of beer and pull out an unopened can. I leave it unopened and examine it. I can tell by its weight and rigidity that the can is only partially full and there are no observable holes in the can. How does such a tragedy happen? What should I do with this monster?
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16-12-2013, 03:39 AM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
That's happened to me before. You can drink the swill, or dump it in protest.Smartass (I would drink it if I was already a little drunk.)
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16-12-2013, 12:00 PM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
Sell it on ebay.

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16-12-2013, 12:08 PM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
What kind of beer is it?

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16-12-2013, 12:11 PM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
It's like the couple of times I've gotten a sealed empty can of Coke. It's just weird.

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16-12-2013, 01:53 PM
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Place it in an embassy and burn it. Angry

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16-12-2013, 02:01 PM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
(16-12-2013 03:08 AM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  So I reach into my case of beer and pull out an unopened can. I leave it unopened and examine it. I can tell by its weight and rigidity that the can is only partially full and there are no observable holes in the can. How does such a tragedy happen? What should I do with this monster?

God's telling you that you need to drink less beer...it's a sign.

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16-12-2013, 02:36 PM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
Send it back to the company with a request for them to replace their faulty product. Tongue

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16-12-2013, 03:20 PM
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(16-12-2013 02:36 PM)Ohio Sky Wrote:  Send it back to the company with a request for them to replace their faulty product. Tongue

Yes do that. They may send you a full slab as apology! Smile

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16-12-2013, 04:53 PM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
Jesus was thirsty?


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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