The mystery of the half full can of beer.
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16-12-2013, 06:03 PM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
(16-12-2013 12:11 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  It's like the couple of times I've gotten a sealed empty can of Coke. It's just weird.

Maybe it is one of them-thar fucking miracles?

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16-12-2013, 09:27 PM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
Jesus drank it, obviously.



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16-12-2013, 09:44 PM (This post was last modified: 16-12-2013 09:54 PM by sporehux.)
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
(16-12-2013 03:08 AM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  So I reach into my case of beer and pull out an unopened can. I leave it unopened and examine it. I can tell by its weight and rigidity that the can is only partially full and there are no observable holes in the can. How does such a tragedy happen? What should I do with this monster?

So If you find your lost car keys, God did it, Beer half missing Satan must have done it.

Or do Deists not believe in Satan ?

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16-12-2013, 10:27 PM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
Beer half full? Praise the Lord
Beer half empty? Blame Satan
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17-12-2013, 01:50 AM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
(16-12-2013 10:27 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Beer half full? Praise the Lord
Beer half empty? Blame Satan

You deserve tshirt royalties

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18-12-2013, 03:46 AM
RE: The mystery of the half full can of beer.
(16-12-2013 02:01 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(16-12-2013 03:08 AM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  So I reach into my case of beer and pull out an unopened can. I leave it unopened and examine it. I can tell by its weight and rigidity that the can is only partially full and there are no observable holes in the can. How does such a tragedy happen? What should I do with this monster?

God's telling you that you need to drink less beer...it's a sign.

I don't need God to tell me to drink less beer....my fat ass does that job just fine.

KingsChosen is a lying douchebag
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