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11-06-2015, 09:18 AM
The naked human body causes earthquake.
Didn't know that did you? DID YOU?!!!

Well, according to the Malaysian Sabahan people, don't take off your clothes on a mountain. It causes earthquakes.

‘When the earthquake happened, it’s like a confirmation of our beliefs.
‘There is almost certainly a connection. We have to take this as a reminder that local beliefs and customs are not to be disrespected.’

Tourists who took off their clothes just before an earthquake have been detained and four of them are in jail awaiting charges.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ele...ds-5858175

Edit: Yeah, I know it's the Mirror but the other news outlets didn't have the photo of them on the mountain.
Pat Robertson comes up with the same shitty nonsense all the time.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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11-06-2015, 09:34 AM
RE: The naked human body causes earthquake.
Mine does too....it's the hoards running away from it. Tongue
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11-06-2015, 09:45 AM
Re: The naked human body causes earthquake.
Damn, I really need to stop wearing a bikini in the backyard. My hotness might be killing thousands!
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11-06-2015, 09:56 AM
RE: The naked human body causes earthquake.
(11-06-2015 09:45 AM)mecanna Wrote:  Damn, I really need to stop wearing a bikini in the backyard. My hotness might be killing thousands!
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In related news, Christian scientists aren't sure whether San Francisco gays cause earthquakes, or they just tend to gather around fault lines because they feel more comfortable in the crack.
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11-06-2015, 10:01 AM
RE: The naked human body causes earthquake.
Is this the year 2015 or 1015?

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11-06-2015, 10:47 AM
RE: The naked human body causes earthquake.
(11-06-2015 09:45 AM)mecanna Wrote:  Damn, I really need to stop wearing a bikini in the backyard. My hotness might be killing thousands!
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Pics or it didn't happen........

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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11-06-2015, 10:48 AM
RE: The naked human body causes earthquake.
(11-06-2015 09:56 AM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  
(11-06-2015 09:45 AM)mecanna Wrote:  Damn, I really need to stop wearing a bikini in the backyard. My hotness might be killing thousands!
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In related news, Christian scientists aren't sure whether San Francisco gays cause earthquakes, or they just tend to gather around fault lines because they feel more comfortable in the crack.

Nah, that is the Pacific plate pounding the North American plate from behind.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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11-06-2015, 12:18 PM
RE: The naked human body causes earthquake.
(11-06-2015 09:34 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Mine does too....it's the hoards running away from it. Tongue

If you managed to get pregnant, it can't be that bad. Tongue
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11-06-2015, 01:52 PM
RE: The naked human body causes earthquake.
No it doesn't!

I have it on good authority that it's women driving cars that causes earthquakes.

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11-06-2015, 01:53 PM
RE: The naked human body causes earthquake.
I was with this pretty young lass who got naked once --- and believe me -- the earth DID move......

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