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The offensive jokes thread
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17-10-2012, 03:51 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
What's white and streaks a cross?
The coming of the Lord! (it works better when told) ![[Image: castle_zpsb47c6ad0.gif]](http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q516/cheapthrillseaker/castle_zpsb47c6ad0.gif) Ever thinking...
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18-10-2012, 03:05 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
A man and his wife are sitting on the couch watching TV, when a program about "mixed emotions" appears.
"I don't believe that," says the husband, "a person can't have two emotions at the same time. Give me one example of how that's even possible." After thinking for a moment, his wife replies "Out of all your friends; your dick is the biggest." Through profound pain comes profound knowledge. Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto! Ridi del duol, che t'avvelena il cor! |
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18-10-2012, 08:47 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(18-10-2012 03:05 PM)Misanthropik Wrote: A man and his wife are sitting on the couch watching TV, when a program about "mixed emotions" appears. Mixed emotions: watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff - in your new car. Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims. Science is not a subject, but a method. ![[Image: flagstiny 6.gif]](http://www.acbeddoe.com/photos/flagstiny 6.gif) "We all got holes to fill, and them holes are all that's real; Some fall on you like a storm, sometimes you dig your own." |
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20-10-2012, 04:57 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
Hey Chas, fuck you.
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20-10-2012, 05:08 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims. Science is not a subject, but a method. "We all got holes to fill, and them holes are all that's real; Some fall on you like a storm, sometimes you dig your own." |
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20-10-2012, 06:02 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
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20-10-2012, 06:11 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
My "offensive jokes" for today, not in any particular order are:
Christianity The Bible William Lane Craig The Pope Mitt Romney Romnesia Michelle Bachmann Paul Ryan Insufferable know-it-all.  Apocalypse : pretty soon / Apprentice woologist in training.
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20-10-2012, 06:12 PM
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What is with these scots jokes and sheep? The only scots that have anything to do with sheep are aberdonians.
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21-10-2012, 06:33 AM
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What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm? A Pimp.
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22-10-2012, 01:11 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(21-10-2012 06:33 AM)Logica Humano Wrote: What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm? A Pimp. Or a pope ![[Image: pope+benedict+brazil+hugging+children+ch...ocrisy.jpg]](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JRkgseRT7NY/Sx1kN-aLbZI/AAAAAAAAAwU/L0C523McHok/s200/pope+benedict+brazil+hugging+children+child+sexual+abuse+by+clergy+hypocrisy.jpg)
![[Image: 72071_4242417912953_951293458_n.jpg]](https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72071_4242417912953_951293458_n.jpg) "I only quote awesome people." - Dark Light |
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