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The offensive jokes thread
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29-10-2012, 06:41 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(29-10-2012 06:34 PM)Stark Raving Wrote: EDIT: Why the hell does autocorrect capitalize "Lil" and "Afros"? Cos Lil Afros is a rap artiste. Get with it! The PURPOSE of life is to pass on our DNA (from Darwin) The MEANING of life is the experience of living (from Frank Herbert) The VALUE of life is the legacy we leave behind (from observation) |
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29-10-2012, 11:48 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
What's the worst part about being a black jew?
Having to stand at the back of gas chamber. How is anal sex like eating vegetables? If your forced to do it as a kid you won't like it as an adult. How do you make a dead baby float? One scoop ice cream, one scoop dead baby. My priest once told me "God is watching you when you masturbate" I asked him, "Is he a pedophile too, father?" I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you. |
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30-10-2012, 10:56 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
I walked in with a bunch of flowers today and my wife said, "Okay, what have you done now?"
"I slept with your sister," I replied. "What? And you think a bunch of flowers is going to make me forgive you?" she screamed. "What the fuck are you on about?" I replied. "They're for your sister." The same colour blood just pass through our veins and tears taste the same when they splash on your face. Cant separate and still carry the weight, gotta heal get away from the fear and the hate. Gotta shake free from them chains, you see what remains, just a human being at the end of the day. |
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31-10-2012, 09:01 AM
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(30-10-2012 10:56 AM)bemore Wrote: I walked in with a bunch of flowers today and my wife said, "Okay, what have you done now?" What a waste of money. Flowers die after a couple days and are WAY over priced. Chocolates on the other hand require help eating and are not as pricy. ![[Image: 2dwf9yg.jpg]](http://oi43.tinypic.com/2dwf9yg.jpg) |
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31-10-2012, 10:02 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(29-10-2012 06:23 PM)Chas Wrote:(29-10-2012 05:05 PM)Magoo Wrote: Dear God This violates my rights. |
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31-10-2012, 10:04 AM
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What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex?
Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak. |
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31-10-2012, 10:06 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(31-10-2012 10:02 AM)Magoo Wrote:(29-10-2012 06:23 PM)Chas Wrote: Lol Magoo. It is the offensive jokes thread. Then go burn an embassy. Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims. Science is not a subject, but a method. ![[Image: flagstiny 6.gif]](http://www.acbeddoe.com/photos/flagstiny 6.gif) "We all got holes to fill, and them holes are all that's real; Some fall on you like a storm, sometimes you dig your own." |
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31-10-2012, 10:09 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(31-10-2012 10:04 AM)Magoo Wrote: What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? That's not an offensive joke as much as a bad pun "Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong; what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings right before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself." - Near, Death Note |
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31-10-2012, 10:25 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(29-10-2012 06:38 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote: Neil Innes... awww, I think I love you. (And that song is the greatest. Ever!) |
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31-10-2012, 12:16 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(31-10-2012 10:09 AM)Free Thought Wrote:(31-10-2012 10:04 AM)Magoo Wrote: What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Some people believe that puns are offensive in their own right. Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims. Science is not a subject, but a method. "We all got holes to fill, and them holes are all that's real; Some fall on you like a storm, sometimes you dig your own." |
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