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The offensive jokes thread
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04-02-2013, 01:11 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
Q: why do jews have such big noses?
A: air is free Q: a black guy and a white are racing through an alley. who wins? A: the white guy because the black guy got to stop to write mother fucker on the wall. |
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04-02-2013, 02:03 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
A black, white, and a polish guy a walking through the desert.
The white guy has an umbrella, the black guy has a watermelon, and the polish guy has a car door. So they ask the white guy why does he have an umbrella? he says, "so we can have some shade" So they ask the black guy why does he have the watermelon? He says, "just in case we get thirsty, we can have something to drink" So they ask the polish guy why does he have the car door? He says, "just in case it gets hot, we can roll the window down". Science investigates, religion interprets. I got my first like.... ![[Image: weeping.gif]](http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/images/smilies/extra/weeping.gif) Thank you!
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14-02-2013, 09:49 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
My wife decided to wear a burqua for a week just
to see what the public reaction would be. The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose, kicked up the ass and received death threats. She's got no idea what she's in for when she leaves the house! 
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15-02-2013, 01:16 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(14-02-2013 09:49 PM)aurora Wrote: My wife decided to wear a burqua for a week just I fail to understand why they would bother in such an undertaking... "Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong; what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings right before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself." - Near, Death Note |
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20-02-2013, 09:37 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
Success is like a woman; sometimes it doesn't come... but it's not your fault.
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20-02-2013, 09:49 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(15-02-2013 01:16 AM)Free Thought Wrote:What the.....?????(14-02-2013 09:49 PM)aurora Wrote: My wife decided to wear a burqua for a week just |
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20-02-2013, 11:20 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(20-02-2013 09:49 PM)aurora Wrote:(15-02-2013 01:16 AM)Free Thought Wrote: I fail to understand why they would bother in such an undertaking...What the.....????? Exactly. 
"Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong; what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings right before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself." - Near, Death Note |
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24-02-2013, 01:59 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
Why do lions lick their asses?
To get rid of the taste of nigger! --- How do you tell if a black girl is pregnant? Stick a banana up her vagina, and if a bite have been taken of it when you pull it out, you know their is a little monkey up there! --- How does a dead baby pussy smells like? --- How many babies does it takes to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them! |
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11-03-2013, 03:44 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(24-02-2013 01:59 PM)Jakel Wrote: How does a dead baby pussy smells like?I don't get this one... can somebody explain it to me? We walk by faith, not by sight. 
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28-03-2013, 06:16 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
Q: Why does a showerhead have 11 holes?
A: Because jews only have 10 fingers. Q: A big earthquake hit Mexico last week, 5000 Mexicans died. Germany sent food, England sent humanitarian personell. What did the USA send? A: 5000 Mexicans. |
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