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02-08-2011, 05:51 AM
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(02-08-2011 05:05 AM)Filox Wrote:  Hey, thanx a bunch, I called down Seth for you all and nobody thanked me? If he is the Messiah than I am some kind of Mosses, so PRAISE ME also!!
Sure.. You can be "The virgin Filox"

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02-08-2011, 11:56 AM (This post was last modified: 02-08-2011 12:00 PM by tazmin98.)
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So now we need evil subliminal message that brainwash our followers, I mean the bible.Big Grin
P.S If Seth is going to the Messiah(and God) doesn't he need 12 disciples?
Who is going to the 12 disciples?

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02-08-2011, 12:14 PM
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I think Seth can have many more disciples. After all, this is the age of technology and even mere idiots have thousands of followers on i.e. Twitter. I want to be a disciple for sure! And hail The Virgin Filox!

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02-08-2011, 05:53 PM
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all hail The Virgin Filox!!

(We need a church.. maybe bigger than the Vatican)

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02-08-2011, 06:44 PM (This post was last modified: 03-08-2011 07:40 PM by GirlyMan.)
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(02-08-2011 12:31 AM)The_observer Wrote:  and a name for that matter... Sethians? Sethists? Sethsofrenians? The eleventh hour debabtists?

Sethsticles?

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04-08-2011, 08:33 AM
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Yeah, ha-ha, very funny, I said I called down Seth for you, I did not give birth to him. An no, I am not a virgin. Nor a woman. Damn, I should have known this will get out of hand...

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If it's going to be a Church of Seth, they why not Sethlers?

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04-08-2011, 12:08 PM
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Sethlers!! Big Grin Cool!

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04-08-2011, 04:04 PM
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Enough worrying about names (I like Sethites) and more worrying about who to persecute!

I vote we persecute left-handers, anyone who has ever visited either Pole and anyone who wears a yellow top on a Wednesday (and of course anyone who does not follow us unquestioningly or dares to ask for proof/evidence). I make these suggestions for no reason other than they were the first things to occur to me (just like most religious teachings) Big Grin.

I would also like to put myself forward for our army. I swear in the name of Seth to show no mercy to anyone who is not like us regardless of anything (except of course for if they are females that haven't known a man by lying with him) Big Grin.

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04-08-2011, 08:42 PM
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(04-08-2011 08:33 AM)Filox Wrote:  If it's going to be a Church of Seth, they why not Sethlers?

Oooh ...now I'm thinking Sethifiers. But I still like Seth's testicles (Sethsticles) the best.

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04-08-2011, 10:07 PM
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(04-08-2011 08:42 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(04-08-2011 08:33 AM)Filox Wrote:  If it's going to be a Church of Seth, they why not Sethlers?

Oooh ...now I'm thinking Sethifiers. But I still like Seth's testicles (Sethsticles) the best.

Now you're butchering my favourite Futurama episode...

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